Thanks, Maeve.

*squeezy hugs* hive, i read this before the edit, and it sounds tough i hope things get better

Dear Mood:

You are a game that I cannot win, no matter what I do. And a game that I want to quit.

Now.

*chucks you out the window*

Uncordially no longer to be yours,
me

Dear person,
you should have told me sooner. Or should have not got back in touch at all. I hope she finds out what you are really like sooner rather than later. And then I hope she dumps you in a way that makes you feel as bad as I felt yesterday and takes her friends with her. Because that is what you deserve. And 'sorry, I did n't mean to' does not cut it. I always give three chances, you've used them all up and you were warned. There is nothing you can reverse, you are not worth another moment of my time and I am not your friend.

*hugs* What a dick. Can we burn him?

*hugs Waspy*

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Originally posted by Syme:
*hugs* What a dick. Can we burn him?

I was thinking big stick with spikes.
But now you've made me think of L of G, which helps.
Thanks for the hugs everyone, & I apologise if I'm going to be a bit antisocial (read: offline) for a while.

In some parts of the world they sharpen the tops of bamboo and the suspend people over them so they are slowly impaled by fast growing bamboo.

Just a thought.

Doctor's Receptionist:

You know, I envy you. I would really like to get paid for not doing my job.

A hearty fuck you to you.

Dear Dance Parent,
If you waited too long to register your daughter for dance and the class you want is closed, it isn't my fault. I don't care how long your daughter has been dancing here versus how long the other dancers have been here. I am not going to ask one of them to switch out of the class they have already registered for because you couldn't take it upon yourself to get your ass in gear early enough to sign your kid up on time.

Dear you,
I love you. I hope you feel ready to get rid of him soon, and I hope you feel ready to be with someone who will stand by your side no matter what, as I have done for as long as you have known me. I will show you what you deserve, the kind of love that lasts. You've changed me, in many ways. Before I met you, I hated the idea of getting married. Now all I can think about is sharing my life with you. If your previous experiences have marred it for you, I am willing to forfeit sex if it means I can be with you, but if not then I will show you what my words alone cannot. I ache for you, my love. Come to me, and soon, for I need to hold you.
Your steadfast love and foolhardy knight-errant,
Nick.

Dear you:

It's been a long time since we talked. So long that many a time, I almost gave you up for dead. A lot has happened since we last talked -- to me, and I'm sure to you.

Human life is one messy thing, isn't it. It's not about order. Nor is about ideals, or plans. It's all these things only with messy human feelings and experience now. I think to a small extent I've begun to understand parts of your life, though by no means are these extrapolations cold hard facts.

You know, there was one thing I learned from you. Actually, I learned two things from you. The first is that a girl can have a very beautiful laugh. That laugh can trap a soul for a very long time.

And I also learned, from you, that I tend to find myself friends with women who are often very close, but always far away. Always busy. You were the first one that I ever called my soul-mate. I also know that I probably won't see you again.

But you were, and in another place are my friend. And I loved you. But I mainly wrote this mainly to say that I'm proud that you got into that Film School. All I could think of was that "You did it. You finally did it." It made me smile. I hope it serves you well in your passion.

I will remember you fondly, my friend.

-- sincerely,
Me

Dear you,

You're a tool. Haven't you noticed yet that the reaction to you has been universally, across the board, negative and/or dismissive? Do us all a favor and stop trying to insinuate yourself in a place where you obviously don't fit in.

Lurve,
Me

dear sweetie pie,
will i be seeing you at the Sandman discussion in NYC? it would be such a pleasure to meet such a kind and welcoming person such as yourself.

btw, i don't think Neil shares your opinion or that of this board, since he appreciates his fans.

Um. Wow. I wasn't referring to you at all. The phrase "across the board" wasn't referring to this board, or any message board, in fact.

excuse me...perhaps i am just picking up the remnants of negative vibes from the past.

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Originally posted by asandmanfan:
excuse me...perhaps i am just picking up the remnants of negative vibes from the past.

Here's the online definition of the phrase if that clears things up for you.

Across The Board

thank you for the clarification.

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btw, i don't think Neil shares your opinion or that of this board, since he appreciates his fans.

he has to say he appreciates all of them, because otherwise he'd become one of those bitchy authours no one likes anymore

yes...being a bitchy author is probably a fate worse than death...to some people.