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Dear Universe-

Some people just should not get vacations. It just leads to trouble Razz

Thank you for your attention,
Me


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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit!



 
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Originally posted by asandmanfan:
excuse me...perhaps i am just picking up the remnants of negative vibes from the past.


Here's the online definition of the phrase if that clears things up for you.

Across The Board



LOL

Actually, I was thinking along the same lines as sandmanfan and thinking "wow, Amy isn't normally that pissy, I wonder what got her so worked up!"
Then figured it would clear itself up.

(And yeah, I wasn't that familiar with the phrase, thanks for posting. Smile


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Dear Darling Doofus Husband -

We have been married for a long time and you've done this consistently throughout our marriage - at least during those times when I'm actually up when you leave for work - so you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I'm not. Why do you wait until I'm all settled on my chair, chomping on peanut butter smeared toast, to lean over and kiss me goodbye. And it seems like you wait until I'm *just* settled and comfy, pillow behind my back, book all set up, coffee and toast at hand so that I can slowly achieve consciousness - then you pounce on me and demand attention.

I love you, OK? Couldn't you just wave goodbye? I mean, how great is a not-yet-brushed-my-teeth, peanut-buttery/coffee tasting kiss anyway?





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dear person,

Thanks for doing this at what is perhaps one of the worst points in my life. So now on top of feeling very sick and depressed with possible hospital visits coming up soon because I can't eat anymore... I also feel horribly lonely. Life seems to enjoy kicking me while I'm down though, so I'm not surprised. And the sad part is all I can think now is that I wish I was good enough for you... and I know I'm not really worth it for anyone...


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
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Originally posted by Nyssa: plagued by peregrines:
... and I know I'm not really worth it for anyone...


*tries to decide if to slap or hug!*

*goes for the hugs*

don't you fucking let anyone much less yourself tell you you're not worth it! cos i'm not gonna listen to bullshit like that!

 *growls* 


*shakes head*

*hugs again*


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*hugs Nyssa tight*
*shakes her a little*

Listen to Aunty Smaug. Meantime, I'm going to go kick whoever in the 'nads.

If there are no 'nads involved, I'll twist something else until they whimper. Mad


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went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.”
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit!



 
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you listen to them! YOU LISTEN!



Dear flatmates,

I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry.

Amy.



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Smaug is a smart woman. You should listen.

Dear infatuation,
Why why why why why why why? Why would you tell me this? It's not helpful.
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Dear flatmates,

I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry.

Amy.


you've got nothing to be sorry for! stop feeling bad or i will come and tell you off in person!

nyssa.. *huge hugs* from me. i can't add anything to what smaug said, except to underline it three times in a big red marker and jump up and down pointing at it.


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Nyssa - you are wonderful, sweet,pretty, fun, and incredibly talented in art and music. You are smart. You are awesome. Any person would be damn lucky to have you in their life. If they can't see that it is their loss - DON'T let their blindness make you feel bad about yourself.

big BIG *hugs*


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*Hugs Nyssa tightly*

Essentially, everything Ava said and more.


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did I hug Nyssa? I dunno. But more hugs is a good thing. Smile



*hugs*





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


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Originally posted by Maeve:
Dear Darling Doofus Husband -

We have been married for a long time and you've done this consistently throughout our marriage - at least during those times when I'm actually up when you leave for work - so you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I'm not. Why do you wait until I'm all settled on my chair, chomping on peanut butter smeared toast, to lean over and kiss me goodbye. And it seems like you wait until I'm *just* settled and comfy, pillow behind my back, book all set up, coffee and toast at hand so that I can slowly achieve consciousness - then you pounce on me and demand attention.

I love you, OK? Couldn't you just wave goodbye? I mean, how great is a not-yet-brushed-my-teeth, peanut-buttery/coffee tasting kiss anyway?


Remember. Boys = completely fucking weird.


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Originally posted by Nyssa: plagued by peregrines:
dear person,

Thanks for doing this at what is perhaps one of the worst points in my life. So now on top of feeling very sick and depressed with possible hospital visits coming up soon because I can't eat anymore... I also feel horribly lonely. Life seems to enjoy kicking me while I'm down though, so I'm not surprised. And the sad part is all I can think now is that I wish I was good enough for you... and I know I'm not really worth it for anyone...


I really don't know how you manage to deal with all this at once. It's hard enough to get a rejection when everything else is going ok, but right now that must be earth shattering. And I think you must be one of the strongest people I know.
*hugs*
Also, you're pretty adorable from what I can see, so whoever that was was clearly an idiot. Smile


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Remember. Boys = completely fucking weird.


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Remember. Boys = completely fucking weird.


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[dylan moran voice] how did we ever make it this far as a species [/dylan moran voice]


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side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy…ooh ooh ooh…the sky's the limit!



 
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Jozie.

You rocked. You made me laugh and I could really use your humor now. Where are you?

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Fuck you, girl, you are revolting.

From now on you are on Ignore.

(And no, PRG, this is not about you, either. Razz)


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*self-flagellates*

because i deserve all the ribbing i get for my prior blunder. Wink


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Admit it, you'd totally have gotten paranoid about it! Anyway, I thought I'd spare us both the confusion.

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