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*hugs* killing yourself to death would not be good! ~~vibes~~ for the job interview. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street. |
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Sound decision, Fashpo!
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Hee |
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Dear Person,
When I said I was in my office and you could come see me any time today I DID NOT MEAN 8.30 IN THE MORNING!!! You're lucky I was even there! Your baffled journalist. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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Dear Gods of timing,
I've been, it's fair to say, pretty grumpy with you over the past 9 months or so. You did appear to be playing rather a fun little game of dangling carrots just out of reach. It appears i may have been too hasty. Keep up the good work. Best, Murphy **************** You are a Highwayman. You may not be the right sort of people, in fact, you're most certainly not the right sort of people, but you know them well and are generously committed to lightening their burdens, particularly when it comes to the burdens of their coin purses. |
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Dear Smaug and His Noodle Girl,
Thank you for your support. I just sent a similar letter to the above letter (after an initial SMS to one of the teachers telling him I wasn't coming this morning). It's a relief to have actually made this decision and to now focus solely on getting a job I'll enjoy. Warm regards, Fash!onpol!ce |
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I don't normally read this thread, but I just wanted to pop in and say WOW. No, really, WOW. _____________________________________________________________ Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. - Goonies |
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Dear you,
please get in touch. It's been five days without hearing from you now, and if you don't talk to me today it'll be six. It really hurts. I hope you have a reason for it, and if you do that's fine, but you know how much I worry about you, and this really isn't helping. ______________________________
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really is wicked Member |
Dear you
I only wanted to add you as a friend on facebook so I could be nosey and see what you're up to. I don't actually want to be your friend, or have any further involvement in your life. But I can see that you've failed to grow up since school and are the same as ever, so whatever. I'm going to remain polite to you, but putting that I am an 'unwelcome blast from the past' on your facebook status, after you have accepted my friend request, is both pathetic and pointless. Good luck to you, I can see that you're going to need it. Me, on the other hand, well I just keep improving. Yours 'What goes around comes around' x ----------------------------- St.Barbarella: Sexy Tart. Buys Ale, Reads Books, And Really Enjoys Leaving Lovers Aching - JP yes, University is all about incontinence - Mythos You are a Tradesman. Long before labor unions, your guilds were powerful enough to make a free-market capitalist run away screaming. Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? You do, you do. |
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Dear 18-year-old self,
I realise you will never read this. There is no magic way that I can write this so that you will see this. But goddamnit, how did you lose your passport? Where the hell did you put it? And why, why didn't you put it with the birth certificates and other important documents for safekeeping? Because now I need it and I can't find it and I'm going to have to get it replaced and saying "I lost it" isn't gonna fly. GAH. If I could tell you this somehow... Especially since if I could tell you this then I could tell you a few other things too! (like, please please please don't date that guy, please.) Now I have to redo the whole application, get new photos, find a guarantor, fill out a "Lost, Stolen, or Damaged" form and go into Vancouver to deliver it in person to the Passport Canada office. Grrrr... -20-year-old me ____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
dude, that should be okay - people lose them all the time. Nealry as common and putting them through the wash ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Dear collander,
why must you have such vicious, stainless steel edges? Now I have a really sore finger, blood all over the place, and a strange feeling that common household implements have an inexplicable vendetta against me. Some explanation on your part as to why it's necessary to be made out of pointy, sharp metal when your only purpose is to harmlessly drain vegetables would be much appreciated. Yours befuddledly bloodily, me. |
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Yeah, you're totally not the first one to lose a passport. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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thanks guys... ____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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An acquaintance of mine found out on her wedding day, the day she was flying off on her honeymoon, that she didn't know where her passport was!
The bridesmaids had to run get her an emergency passport, took only two hours. __ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member |
I lost a canadian passport and had to get a replacement, only to discover some time later that I had hidden it under the cat blanket! (I lived in a shared house and there were very limited non-obvious hiding places.)
*********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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I was actually dumb enough to throw mine away. Okay, it wasn't valid anymore, but it would have saved me a world of grief if I had kept it. Now travelling is a nightmare. __________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
We did that once - not as urgent though ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Runs with wolves, yahr! Member |
I sent this letter to my paper, and they didn't publish it - probably because it was too long, but it still holds:
******* ~You're in the Moulin Rouge babe! Your next month's rent depends on it!~ ~We'd be so lost...if we weren't 'us'"~ ~Fictional History: The works of Shaughnessy E.R. Brookes ~ ~Imagination Press (un)Limited - unique gifts and apparel~ |
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Istanbul was never Constantinople. They lied. Member |
Dear Frank,
I was going to write: I miss you. I'm sorry. Come home. But I reread your last letter, and it made me laugh, and I realized you've never left at all. I feel great now. (I also still feel lousy.) Mostly, I feel a bit like the fool for not realizing sooner. Ha, ha ha ha ha, me He began to think of people in a new light; how everyone's just little more than that frightened, fragile brain stem, surrounded by meat and physics, too terrified to recognize the sum of their parts, insulated in the shells of their skulls and lower-middle-class houses, afraid of change, afraid of decisions, afraid of pain, stuck in traffic, listening to terrible music. |
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