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salad, hold the hummus.
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thanks ! Having a really hard time at the moment..wish I could fast forward about two months.


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*doesn't wait turn and hugs Bean even if someones still hugging her* Sorry, I'm not the patient type
 
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*hugs Bean's nose*

(Hey, was the only part of her I could still see!)


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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR!
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quote:
Originally posted by Alaura of Fleet Street:
Dear Board,

Tonight, before I go to bed, I thought I'd let you all know how much you mean to me.

We celebrate each other's birthdays, engagements, childbirths, we comiserate when we are hurting and when we feel alone we turn to one another for comfort. There are some of you who I've met in person, some of you that I've exchanged IMs with, some of you who I've only exchanged words with on the board, and there are some who I've never interacted with but always make sure to read your posts. In some cases, if I were to pass some of you on the street, I wouldn't recognize you, yet I've shared cherished parts of my life with you, and you with me. I've had dreams about you. I've written stories with characters inspired by you. I tell my loved ones about you and stories from your lives. My sense of who I am, of who I want to be, has been shaped by what I've learned from you.

There is only one definition for a relationship that contains all of these qualities: you are my friends.

I am blessed to find a place such as this, and people such as you.

Love,

Alaura



I FEEL the very same way.


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Dear Boardies:

Ack! Ok, I'll move from Bean soon just ...

*Sees the hugging won't stop*

*Shrugs shoulders*

*Stays where he is*

-- me


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I keep reading this title as "Usenet correspondence".
And I'm not even an IT geek.


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is in perfect karmic alignment
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..That could be because it was my circuitry.. uuur circuitious brain that thought up the rather long title.


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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Dear bastard incompetent prof:

Thank you ever so much for posting your required textbook two weeks after all the other professors. It's clever, because that way I don't have time to locate a used copy cheap. Oh, and thank you for choosing the newly published hardcover edition that costs $120 instead of the previous edition that I can find used for $40. You're lucky this is a required course because I hate you already. Hate hatey hate.

Love and kisses and hand grenades,

Weeble

p.s. Why does my heat keep going off??! I blame you, bastard incompetent prof, even if you have nothing to do with it. I blame you!



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Dear redhead who I saw in the cafeteria last Friday,

I'm writing this because it occurred to me that perhaps my body language, a slack-jawed stare as I slouched against the condiment station, did not properly convey my intentions toward you. Perhaps you were distracted by the prospect of your chicken wrap combo, or perhaps you were too engrossed in your conversation with your coworker to take notice of my gaze, but I have to believe that at least part of the blame for our failure to connect may fall on my shoulders.

So let me be clear now.

I want you. I want every inch of you. I want the fullness of your tall frame. I want to find nerve endings on you that have never before fired and set them off in little chemical-electrical explosions. I want to smell your hair and your neck and your skin and your thighs. I want to touch your clavicle in a familiar way. I want to feel your texture and taste your scent. I want to absorb your warmth. I want to feel your body pressed against mine, the completeness of your weight as gravity crushes us together. I want to take you. I want to be as one, and then as two, and then one again, and then two, and so on and so forth. I want to be forced to invent new and as yet unheard god-names to gasp in reverie. I want to fail repeatedly, spectacularly, perseveringly to densely populate you.

And when all of that is done, I thought maybe we could get a cup of coffee.


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salad, hold the hummus.
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*hugs Mythos and hopes her runny nose isn't getting his shoulder too wet*

*hugs everyone*

I'm so pleased that I found all of you, I really do feel that you are my friends. Sorry for being such a cry baby but am finding this whole situation very difficult. For someone that you have known and trusted for so long to turn out to be so nasty and such a cheat is just too much...he went away "for work" with his "girlfriend" and then comes home and says he wants us to try again...it's just a bit too much....


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Have you considered having someone break his knee caps? It's surprisingly cheap. My family had Irish mob connections a few generations back. I'm sure I could get a family discount for you from someone.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Royko:
Dear redhead who I saw in the cafeteria last Friday,

I'm writing this because it occurred to me that perhaps my body language, a slack-jawed stare as I slouched against the condiment station, did not properly convey my intentions toward you. Perhaps you were distracted by the prospect of your chicken wrap combo, or perhaps you were too engrossed in your conversation with your coworker to take notice of my gaze, but I have to believe that at least part of the blame for our failure to connect may fall on my shoulders.

So let me be clear now.

I want you. I want every inch of you. I want the fullness of your tall frame. I want to find nerve endings on you that have never before fired and set them off in little chemical-electrical explosions. I want to smell your hair and your neck and your skin and your thighs. I want to touch your clavicle in a familiar way. I want to feel your texture and taste your scent. I want to absorb your warmth. I want to feel your body pressed against mine, the completeness of your weight as gravity crushes us together. I want to take you. I want to be as one, and then as two, and then one again, and then two, and so on and so forth. I want to be forced to invent new and as yet unheard god-names to gasp in reverie. I want to fail repeatedly, spectacularly, perseveringly to densely populate you.

And when all of that is done, I thought maybe we could get a cup of coffee.



Lordy Royko. *fans herself*


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salad, hold the hummus.
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*is very glad that El L is around*


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Um, I'm with El on this one, Beanie. Jeez!
*more hugs*

quote:
Originally posted by BeeZee:
Lordy Royko. *fans herself*

My sentiments exactly. 


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Royko! Smile
Man...maybe you should ask her. About the coffee, I mean.


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Wow! Can someone open a window...it got a bit hot in here!


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*points up*

Guys, take note! We like being romanced this way.
(Well, I would.)


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Yeah - that um, was amazing and frankly - if a guy ever said that - I would not say no. What girl could say no to that.

Whew!


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I worry about cancer and living right
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Actually, if a guy said that to me who I didn't know I'd run away screaming. But it might be nice to get it conveyed another way...or maybe if you know the person better...
Damn, have to do some work now and stop daydreaming.


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Originally posted by BeeZee:
Lordy Royko. *fans herself*

My goodness! Agreed.

*fans self too*


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