Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End FLAME WARS Unsent correspondence: Letters you might or might not send; le deux.
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
I have a friend who'd do it. He has Views about people making girls cry. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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is in perfect karmic alignment Member  |
Royko!
*Stares blankly* *Mubles something unintelligeable* *takes a deep breath* *starts again* Urhmgigglehrmpthfwrp? ~You are a *Taverner*. Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication, you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~ -Royko |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member  |
Royko's letter made me search out this, from Persuasion - Captain Wentworth's letter to Anne:
*********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
jebus, Royko. I'm making the husband study that. for, like, a few hours. and then he will be tested on just how well he understands.
for the redhead's sake, I certainly hope you score an introduction/coffee date. ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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of the sparkly hair brigade Member  |
dear you,
yeah, you know who you are..... you are the one who pushed my cart out of the way because it was in your way. you didnt even have the decency to ask me to move it. you are the one who moved the divider at the checkout line because you didnt want my hippie food mixing with your pre packaged food. you are the one who always comes to the y, wanting a financial assistance membership yet refusing to show any proof of income or assistance from the state. you are the one who called me a feminazi because of the stickers on my van. you are the group of kids that talk all through the movies i go to. you are the one that would rather sneak into the ymca istead of paying your $400+ past due bill. you are the one who breaks up with someone because they choose to sit at the gay alliance table during club days at school. you are the one that looks at a pollack and says "i dont see why thats art, i could do that". you are the one that bitches constantly about your weight yet are always eating in healthy foods. you are the one that bitches about how people act in your chosen culture yet play into the stereotype. FUCK YOU! “The 75 Delirians?†“Umm… well, number 2 is off sick, 38 is suffering from a mild case of sanity, and 74 has run off to the world of men to spread sparkly gigglepops to their drab civilization.†“Is she nuts?†“Oh yes, she scored very highly on the entrance exam†|
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DK BOP Member  |
Hell, I'd be willing to do it. I've got similar views. I've offered to do it for friends before. Plus I look slightly psychopathic I could scare some permanent damage into him without doing too much. |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
Dear Friends Getting a Divorce,
You guys are assholes. You are breaking up over MONEY. MONEY for god's sake! Not only that, you won't return any of my fucking calls to try and get my daughter's heirloom dress back. Now I have the kids asking me why they can't see your daughter anymore and that is the WORST FUCKING FEELING IN THE WORLD!! What have you told your daughter, huh? What? How do you explain to kids that they can't talk to each other anymore because Mom and Dad can't agree on who's gonna be friends with whom? I'm keeping your Christmas presents (except your daughters). -me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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Dear Royko,
You *are* the best. (Okay, right after Thirith. But that's still pretty far up.  )__________________________ You are a Farrier. You enjoy nothing more than seeing a well-fitted hoof. Just because it's an animal doesn't mean it can't have a touch of style. Try this pump; here's a stilletto; my, did you see the calves on that pony? Size 6? Oh, madame, really! Still, there are so many hooves, and so little time, and you often miss out on the fun (and the better meme results.) __________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
*looks carefully at El Leprechaun* You don't have family from the Mourne area, do you? ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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DK BOP Member |
Maybe distant family. But we sadly left Ireland for America a few generations back. So no one I'd know of.
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Fractal demiurge Member  |
Dear Royko,
Fucking poetry. Steamily yours, Alaura  **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
*re-reads Royko's letter*
*plots frolicking with hubby* I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
Its just a very Sinking-Boy-and-Ciaran thing to say. Both of whom have scared the ex. One of whom the ex is still scared of. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
Dear Royko:
I hear you man, with philosophy to live by. And that is some damned awesome writing. -- With respects, Mythos ______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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DK BOP Member |
Ok, I looked up Ciaran, But could you please explain what exactly Sinking-Boy-and-Ciaran means? I've never heard that phrase before |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
*reads Royko's letter for the first time*
whoo... I don't remember the last time something left me that hot and bothered That's one lucky red-head. ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
Oops. Two of my friends. One of whom became notorious for his ability to sink while I was teaching him to swim. They have been known to gang up on people who are upsetting their female friends. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
Dear Sparkly: I could totally pull off Pollock.  otherwise, I say, "exactly!"In almost complete harmony, Apathy ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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DK BOP Member |
I probably should have been able to figure that out from your post, oh well. They sound cool. |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
They are. Except when they're being annoying. But that's just part of the package.
------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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