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The freedom "to wee anywhere a man could"
Apparently, it's chiefly useful to scare the goodlooking guys out of your bed.) __ Warhol got it wrong: Everyone gets their five minutes of being interesting! --Remotepush |
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Companion to owls Member  |
You know what? This is a product I can see myself getting into...
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member  |
That's interesting... and I suppose it would get rid of the problems of not having bathrooms while on a camping trip or something...
It just reminds me of one of Gaz's quotes from the Full Monty... "I tell you, when women start pissing like us... that's it. We're finished, Dave. Extincto." ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
um... *blink*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
no more squatting in the woods!!
---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member  |
meh, I have managed not to piss on my jeans with my own biology!
There's a knack! ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
did you know that in a "no hands" contest, women can pee further than men can?
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member  |
They have apparently been issued to Thames Valley Policewomen.
I can see them being useful at a festival: you can stink up the security fencing alongside all the guys, rather than queueing for the loo. *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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I wouldn't want to be close enough to a "no hands" contest to check if that's true... __ Warhol got it wrong: Everyone gets their five minutes of being interesting! --Remotepush |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member |
well, I suppose there's less energy lost because there's less far to travel. Also: designed to push things out from down there.
I thought about that with Science! ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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is irreducibly complex Member  |
You've just blinded me (yes, with Science).
~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Lexis Nexus Member  |
makes it easier to write your name in the snow?
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Great wyrm of Toronto Member  |
This is fascinating.
______________________________ Do not leave me with a bowl of anything for an extended period of time. |
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is irreducibly complex Member |
This would have come in handy when I was having peeing contests with my brother (we were toddlers, okay?). His aim was appreciably better than mine was.
~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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Don't. Blink. Member  |
There is a company here in the States that makes a disposable brand similar to those. I will have to see if I still have the link for them.
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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I can pee on trees.
I am the one, the only, LORD GOD CHLISH OF THE TICKS! All hail. "What's green, hangs on the wall, and sings?" "Billy, the large-mouth singing bass." |
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man! Member  |
*sings*
"Oh how you tried to cut me down to size Telling dirty lies to my friends But my own mother said give him up don't bother The world isn't coming to an end (she said just) Pee like a man Pee like a man Pee like a man my daughter No man's worth Crawling on the earth Just pee like a man my child Good-bye baby I dont mean maybe I'm gonna get along somehow Soon you'll be cryin on account of all your lyin Oh yeah just look who's laughing now (I'm gonna) pee like a man Fast as I can pee like a man from you I'll tell the world to forget about it guy And pee like a man from you" ------------------------------ my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
*bunnehswoons*
*throws his boxers at Lan* |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
we sell something like that at my work.
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Believe it or not, he really is walking on air Member  |
My ad for it:
Close-up on a snowbank. A stream of urine arcs into frame and lands in the snow. Slowly, the letters "E-r-i-c" are written into the snow. Somewhere in the distance, a hawk screeches. And then the letter "a" is added to the end. Voiceover: Now you can do everything a man can do. "Whizbiz" appears on the screen. Behind it, a sudden drop of urine dots the i. Voiceover: And more. |
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