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I dont believe in witches either. I understand that people who are pagan or wiccan call themeselves witches but I think its silly to try and draw a parallel to women who were burned as witches historically.


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Is there some sort of subliminal message out there on the net saying, If you're a complete loony, then come and spout your nonsense at World's End!



I dont have anything to add to the witches debate, but I wanted to respond to Maeve and say yes, there is, and I'm glad to see you made it here. Spout away. Razz Big Grin


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Let's build a bridge out of him!


But he's a troll, so doesn't that mean he lives under... Confused

Ah, to Hell with it. Yes! We shall build a bridge! And use Really Big Pointy Nails!


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Let us gather villagers with pitchforks and torches o rid ourselves of the troll!



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*doesn't see any witches*

la la la la la Razz



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

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*Sets out a trap to capture Judge Floro.*

Let's build a bridge out of him!


Why don't we do an old medieval witch test on him: tie him to a log and see if he floats. Wink



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Why don't we do an old medieval witch test on him: tie him to a log and see if he floats. Wink


Yeah.. I never got that. You're screwed either way.


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Ah, but if you're innocent, then you're a martyr for God, so it's all good.



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Breathe in that!



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

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Why don't we do an old medieval witch test on him: tie him to a log and see if he floats. Wink


Yeah.. I never got that. You're screwed either way.


That was exactly the point...innocence? oh well, sent you to heaven. Guilt...well, you're dead, out of the way and probably back having a party with good ol' satan..

"Pricking" is good too...they poke you with a needle and if you bleed your a witch...
 
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there was another one, wasn't there? where the "witch" was first made to pace 9 steps down the aisle of the church, this distance was marked, and she was then forced to walk the exact same distance again, only THIS time, with a red hot iron bar held in her hand. her hand was then bandaged up and sealed with wax. if, in 3 days, her hand was healed, then she was innocent. if it was a suppurating mess, then she was a witch and condemned to die.


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Breathe in that!

I'm a witch, doofus - do you really want to be turned into a toad?


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there was another one, wasn't there? where the "witch" was first made to pace 9 steps down the aisle of the church, this distance was marked, and she was then forced to walk the exact same distance again, only THIS time, with a red hot iron bar held in her hand. her hand was then bandaged up and sealed with wax. if, in 3 days, her hand was healed, then she was innocent. if it was a suppurating mess, then she was a witch and condemned to die.


Dang, I missed that one ...

Did a paper on all of this not to long ago...saw some ugly stuff in my research...

If you were lucky, they'd strangle you before you were burned...if you weren't lucky, the smoke inhalation would kill you slowly as well as the flames...

Nasty stuff...
 
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Okay, who's first...


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"Pricking" is good too...they poke you with a needle and if you bleed your a witch...


Yeah, you gotta love that old "justice"... But, weren't witches supposed to float in water? If so, and they can also fly... couldn't they just fly out of the water...


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"Pricking" is good too...they poke you with a needle and if you bleed your a witch...


Yeah, you gotta love that old "justice"... But, weren't witches supposed to float in water? If so, and they can also fly... couldn't they just fly out of the water...


Stop using that damn heathen logic! Wink

And I never did put together why it was that if all these people being put to death had fantastic powers due to an alliance with Satan himself, not a single one ever could manage to save their life from some simple ropes and fire. Odd, isn't it?



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Stop using that damn heathen logic! Wink

And I never did put together why it was that if all these people being put to death had fantastic powers due to an alliance with Satan himself, not a single one ever could manage to save their life from some simple ropes and fire. Odd, isn't it?


Yay I'm a heathen!

Yeah... it does seem odd that they devised all these things... "and if you live, you're witch!" Well, great... so what do you do with the witch after that? I guess they're logic was something like "Well, either we prove you're a witch and you fly off... or you're dead... either way we won't have to deal with you anymore"


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No one said that people were supposed to be logical Wink
 
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Nyssa, I think you need to consider the attitude at the time: Dying and going to heaven was the reward.
It was what you looked forward to, the final bombastic recompense for all that mediaeval hardship.
So it wouldn't have been "burn as a witch" or "drown as an innocent" but: "burn as a witch and continue burning in hell" or "get what you always wanted: free ticket to heaven".


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