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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
The talk in the porn thread got me to thinking less about porn and more about masturbation. It could be just because of my physical shortcomings in sex but I've always thought masturbating was more fun with my partner than by myself. Does anyone else tend to choose an audience rather than to fly solo?
******************** Sayonara wa mata au toki no yakusoku |
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always wears a tie - just not around his neck Member |
In the past I enjoyed either way, on my own or being watched but as Masque and I tend to go at it pretty regular it doesn't come up (heh heh) these days. I should add that while doing the stroke is fun, with Masque there I prefer to be snacking down on her than to having her watch me stroke, I am selfish that way
Head of internal security of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Catnip Master in the order of the Pineapple. |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
I like it when he dines out, but it's like the button needs a jackhammer on it to work so if I'm going to orgasm it kind of has to be by masturbation. I do like it when he helps, though
******************** Sayonara wa mata au toki no yakusoku |
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has no member title Member |
*tries to understand above similies*
*comes up with picture of girl hammering boy's head into her crotch* *runs away from picture* __ Warhol got it wrong: Everyone gets their five minutes of being interesting! --Remotepush |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
Great, now I have that picture too
Snerk ******************** Sayonara wa mata au toki no yakusoku |
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i shouldn't read threads like this at work, Tries to stop blushing...
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Wigber Member ![]() |
"Jesus fuck, John, you've got a black eye like bad goth makeup. Did you get into a fight?"
"No, my girlfriend punched me with her snatch." Creature from the William Gibson board |
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working on his degree in brapping Member ![]() |
nope. too shy to do that in front of anyone.
_______________________________________ WARNING: the preceding message is not to be taken personally. Keep away from children. *** Inactivist of the Radical Status Quo |
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Don't. Blink. Member |
I don't mind doing it in front of someone. But honestly - masturbation doesn't really do it for me anyway. It takes a LONG time. I would prefer to get off with another person. I LOVE watching guys do it though. It's sexy. And girls - I like to watch but it makes me want to jump in and help.
------------------------------ "I claim the capacity to doubt." - Herman Wouk ------------------------------- "They warn you about killers and thieves in night I worry about cancer and living right But my mama never warned me about my own Destructive appetite" - Jenny Lewis "Happy" |
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LMFAO! I just peed a little. **** "Chives?" "Yes, m'lud?" "Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?" "Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins." "Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too" --- Joe 3Heads |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member ![]() |
I'm certainly not embarassed about it, but when I do it's a fairly private event.
---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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I sometimes sell tickets,but normally its invite only. |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member ![]() |
ha!
I keep reading your name as mandy...it's throwing me off ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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That's the main reason for doing it in front of someone, I reckon. Or doing it near them when they're tied up and can't have it. ______________________________
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member |
I got bored the other day and wanted to make up my own sig I'm a fountain of words, a tangler of meanings, and I don't always know what I am saying.
I like that last part. I may try that last part. After I stop rereading the black eye part above and giggle/snorting. ******************** Sayonara wa mata au toki no yakusoku |
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Aah, didn't recognise it as an English word (I kept thinking it had to be South American Spanish for something but couldn't figure out what...)
May I suggest: Soy una fuente de palabras, una enmarañadora de significados, y no siempre sé de lo que estoy hablando. (I'm assuming the tangling is intentional on your part.) |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
indeed. I rarely go at it solo; it's more fun with two people. and I rarely go at it by myself when not flying solo, as audience participation always escalates fairly quickly. ~ Consuming Souls Like Cookies and Milk Since the 1980s ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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I tend to prefer it solo -basically, when you do it in company, more often than not it stops being masturbation and starts being regular two-way sex pretty soon... I don't think I'd be confortable doing it all the way through, from start to finish, on my own, with someone else there...
The fun of masturbation is how much you play, both physically and in your mind, by yourself. I really like it. Of course, being in a relationship there is not as much opportunity as when you're single, but when those opportunities arise I make sure I take advantage. |
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found his thrill Member ![]() |
From reading it, I would go with maraña (the tangling doesn't seem to be intentional) On the subject, I mostly do it solo, for release - it's so less fun that I won't even try otherwise. However, I love phone sex (and I've been at it over an hour) and, of course, sometimes you get too tired for an "actual" intercourse (or, in my case, after the first or second time I might not respond as quickly) and a good masturbation, both mutual and on our own (simultaneous or not), is right what I need. I'd rather not end it up that way, though - sex is far better. |
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