LOL

Finally the truth comes out. My aren't you a purty thing? Well if you can be brave so can I. For the first time I will post what I really look like. Eat your hearts out.

YARGH! LOL

*stocks up on batteries, magnet, and copper coil*

*fires up the electromagnet*




Come here Lan, come here. You'll find this quite irresistable.

Yearrrgrgghhhhhhhrhhhhhrhhhhhhhhhr!!!!!!!!!...........



*pain is too intense to retaliate at this time.*

Aww, you're tearing me up Lan. I'm getting soft. Here you go.

Lan is scared.

quote:

Originally posted by Obi-Chad Kenobi:
Lan is scared.

No, Lan is scarred.
"Hey...you wanna see something really scary?"


*Ties Chad in a chair Clockwork Orange style and forces him to watch and watch and watch and watch......*

Ouch!

*slips swiss army knife from pocket with tied hand. cuts his way free*

When I was a little kid, I had a crush on Oliva Newton John. She should have married me or I should have been born earlier, darn it!

I've got to project this disappointment somewhere, so it might as well be at your place Lan. I've taken the liberty of replacing your entire movie collection, yep, even Flash Gordon, with Xanadu. I made sure the movie was available to you in many different languages. So dim the lights and enjoy. By the way, the volume is stuck on high. You wouldn't want any other way for this masterpiece. Believe me.

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*fwaps the two of you*

what on earth is happening in here???

why can't the two of you just be happy and in harmony and peace with the universe?



*hides her copy of thor's hammer behind her back*

Oh please Alinda. Don't do this to us. We promise we won't get along. Maybe, just maybe though, we have a common opponent and she has red flip flops.

*teleports Alinda to a room where they are showing nothing but "Blossom" reruns.




Whoa!

*shudders*

and why's everyone bullying my flip flops?

flip flops are nice, sweet, cute, pacific...
ohhh, just like teletubbies!!


*sends a van of teletubbies at chad's to teach him about cuteness and sweetness and, er, dope?*

PS: btw, they are singing the hills are alive with the sound of music...

I'm all about cuteness and sweetness.

*covers Alinda's door knobs and chair with honey*

*steals all the Julie Andrews and Mayim Byalik out of this thread*

*kicks a random poster*

quote:

Originally posted by Obi-Chad Kenobi:
*covers Alinda's door knobs and chair with honey*

before seeing you on the newspaper i was wondering where you got all that honey from!
but now i know


alrighty then, let me suffocate you with sweetnes *cackles evily*
*summons the marshmallow man to squeeze chad*




*also sends charlton heston after THN to retrieve julie*

quote:

Originally posted by Alinda, the lost girl in red flip flops:
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alrighty then, let me suffocate you with sweetnes *cackles evily*
*summons the marshmallow man to squeeze chad*

*Steals ALinda's chocolate and makes smores with marshmallow-man*

Hey i like the sound of music

*slaps alinda with a fish and a creepy old guy*



*Squashes Chad with a rock*



*sings Eidelvice at the top of my lungs*

bah, i can't cope with this now. will take care of it later.

meanwhile, you can all deal with my replacement.

*places annie in the middle of the thread and scuttles away at warp speed as she starts singing 'tomorrow' in loop*

Help!!!!!

That wasn't a rock. It was this guy.



*guy rides away*

Hal, maybe you need to lighten up a little huh? It's getting a little heavy in here.

*takes away Hal's gravity*

*starts protest against the AM*
its unnatural, we should all get to sleep in until 12 pm.

*bump*
*looks around*
What a bunch of losers.

Lan (or is it Jenna?)lives in a glass house with many mirrors.