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Melittosphex sapiens
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If ex could, just once, admit that he has been/is being/is planning to be (delete as appropriate) a complete arsehole, it might be the first step on him not doing [whatever it was] again. It would also have the happy side-effect of making me feel a smidgen less that I was dealing with a sulky teenager. A really boring sulky teenager. It wasn't me, miss!


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ok, so, like, you don't think you should've told me, like, before I'd come all the way here? at least i'd have weighed my options with more knowledge and, for instance, decided not to come at all! dang you! no, i'm not pissed off! i'm perfectly calm and content and I'm ignoring you only because I can't hear your voice over the music I've put at full volume and my arms are made of adamantium so i don't notice it when you poke me! Mad


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Um. Yeah. They've cut the desk hours for the second time this month.

I've gone from 39 hours next week to 3.

I have no idea how I'm going to pay my bills in January.


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none more black
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^ thats not good. I'm vibing you majorly.

)))Major money vibes for Giabow(((


edit: maybe the vibes will be more effective if I spell "Giabow" right!?!

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Dear Housing Services:

My freezer is not working properly. I'm sure of it. You told me last night, when I phoned you about this that you would send someone in the morning. You couldn't tell me when in the morning, so I have been waking up on and off. The sheet I filled out has my phone number and you know my room number.

If I was asleep, you should have left me a piece of paper letting me know you were there, like most companies would do in a similar situation. Instead, I find that it is 2 in the afternoon and you are not here yet.

2. In the afternoon.

No paper. No phone call. So either you half-assed came here, or you didn't come here at all. Because I was awake enough to hear someone coming or knocking on my door. And I heard nothing.

I am going to wait one more hour. And then I am going to call you up and cuss you out. Because this is unacceptable. You may have other emergencies to look at, but right now I have a freezer that is possibly not working and fucking up my food.

You will do your job now or I will report you. And if I get sick from said food which I thought was well-preserved, I am going to sue your asses.

You have one chance. One chance. Because I am at the very end of my patience.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
one unimpressed tenant


Dear Internet:

I swear to god, if you do not let me on my email, or on my facebook, or this message board one more time I am going to throw you against the wall. Repeatedly.

Today is a bad day to piss me off. I just wanted to do some writing and contemplate my next moves. Instead, I have been waiting thousands of years for you to decide to go onto the websites that you should go on instantly.

You do not dictate to me where I go. I do. You are the tool. I am the Master. And the only intelligence you seem to have at this point in time is artificial stupidity, and there is enough biological stupidity in this world already.

And the moral of today's story is -- do not piss me off.

The End.


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Originally posted by Mythos:
Dear Internet:

I swear to god, if you do not let me on my email, or on my facebook, or this message board one more time I am going to throw you against the wall. Repeatedly.

Today is a bad day to piss me off. I just wanted to do some writing and contemplate my next moves. Instead, I have been waiting thousands of years for you to decide to go onto the websites that you should go on instantly.

You do not dictate to me where I go. I do. You are the tool. I am the Master. And the only intelligence you seem to have at this point in time is artificial stupidity, and there is enough biological stupidity in this world already.

And the moral of today's story is -- do not piss me off.

The End.

Firstly, my sympathies.
Secondly, did anyone else envision Mythos life becoming a sci fi horror movie were his computer becomes a living being and takes over the world when reading this?
 
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Hee! No, I just imagine his computer reaching out and switching him off. Razz


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I sort of imagined him attacking it with a big flaming sword...



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Dear effin' state university:

For the pleasure and convenience of you closing the downtown library and related services you will charge me $450 $500 more next semester? Fuck you very much.


edit to add: Ah, I just found out you are closing the health center for a month. Jackasses.

edit to add: Aw, how sweet, I just got the e-Holiday Card from the interim president. All is forgiven. *kisses* [/sarcasm]



(edited to increase the increase in tuition!)

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That bites Weeble.

I'm not really pissed off, just baffled. It's raining here. Not sleeting, no ice, just rain. But it might have changed over to ice, so they let school out early.

It's still not icy and it's almost 5pm.

They get so paranoid at the beginning of snow season and start throwing out snow days if there's so much as a flake in the air, but later on, when they've used them all up - oh, there's a foot of snow on the ground and two inhes of ice underneath? meh... a one hour delay should be sufficient.



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The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive

 
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Mad I want to do violence Mad


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Mad I want to do violence Mad

How 'bout some nice, overcooked peanut brittle -- you can send a bucket over to the interim president
so he can not go to the health center with a tummy ache,
what with it being closed and all.

What, you say he has peanut allergies? all the better.


(not his real name)
 
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man!
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Dear fricken Walmart,

My company had recently bestowed upon me a gift for my 20 years of service. That gift was gift cards to your store for a fairly sizable amount of money.
Now I have to admit that even before tonight incident I had held your establishments in the same regard as cancer, Rush Limbaugh and Top 40 radio but a free gift is a free gift.... or so I thought.
After much research I had decided upon the item that I wanted. This was an item that was not available at you rather oversize human zoo stores but only available online. I put the item in my cart and proceed to checkout. I am even pleasantly surprised to find that I can have item delivered before I leave for Christmas vacation. I then proceed to go through your stupid hoop of registering for the privilege of buying something from you. Then come the final insult. You stupid morons will only accept 4 gifts cards online! My company gave me considerably more cars than that. I now find that I can't buy the item that I had decided on! Great, thank for absolutely nothing and underachieving the very low expatiation that I had of you. To make matters worse there nothing I can do in retaliation. You could care less. You already have the money!!

Please note that an upcoming increase in arson upon your stores in southern Ohio will be merely a coincidence!

I HATE WALMART!!!!! Mad Mad Mad Mad


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Originally posted by Lan Martak:

I HATE WALMART!!!!! Mad Mad Mad Mad


*hugs Lan*

I'm sorry you had to find out about Wal-mart's absolute and totalitarian evil the hard way.


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man. ought to come into this thread wearing hazmat gear.
*hides from the onslaught*


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Dear callers,

if one more of you calls without knowing your own phone number "because you don't call yourself very often hahahahaha", violence will ensue!!! Mad

And stop treating me like I'm stupid just because I asked you to repeat your name a little more slowly, or spell it for me. I'm not stupid, I'm really trying my best to understand you, but you have a terrible accent!!!
If I ask you to speak slower or more clearly, that's just what I need you to do. If I wanted you to repeat what you just said just as fast, only louder and over and over again, I would have asked for that! And I will never EVER want that!
 
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Dear fricken Walmart,

My company had recently bestowed upon me a gift for my 20 years of service. That gift was gift cards to your store for a fairly sizable amount of money.
Now I have to admit that even before tonight incident I had held your establishments in the same regard as cancer, Rush Limbaugh and Top 40 radio but a free gift is a free gift.... or so I thought.
After much research I had decided upon the item that I wanted. This was an item that was not available at you rather oversize human zoo stores but only available online. I put the item in my cart and proceed to checkout. I am even pleasantly surprised to find that I can have item delivered before I leave for Christmas vacation. I then proceed to go through your stupid hoop of registering for the privilege of buying something from you. Then come the final insult. You stupid morons will only accept 4 gifts cards online! My company gave me considerably more cars than that. I now find that I can't buy the item that I had decided on! Great, thank for absolutely nothing and underachieving the very low expatiation that I had of you. To make matters worse there nothing I can do in retaliation. You could care less. You already have the money!!

Please note that an upcoming increase in arson upon your stores in southern Ohio will be merely a coincidence!

I HATE WALMART!!!!! Mad Mad Mad Mad


Ack! THat sucks dude.

Can you try to have the item delivered to the Walmart so that you can pay for it at the store?


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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man!
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Ack! THat sucks dude.

Can you try to have the item delivered to the Walmart so that you can pay for it at the store?

I was IMing with Chad and he suggested going to the store and consolidating my gift cards. So I would basically be buying gift card with my gift cards.

This seems obvious now in retrospect.
We will see how it goes,


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It's a solution, certainly, but it's still a pain in the ass for you to physically go to a store, especially at this time of the year.

I wish you luck!



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Istanbul was never Constantinople. They lied.
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AAAAAARGH!




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