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war, death, necro ducks Member  |
Gizmodo
And imagine the endless fun you can have in the application, especially after a few double vodkas. I knew there was a reason why I love the Germans.  Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Guess what's behind door number pi! Member  |
If its sprayed on there will be no air space left at the end for the...you know...stuff.
*blushes and runs away* (\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Maybe, you should use your girlfriend's 'Rampant Rabbit' as a template?
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Believe it or not, he really is walking on air Member  |
My uncle proposed this very idea ten years ago at Christmas dinner.
He'll be so disappointed. |
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Guess what's behind door number pi! Member |
What the hell were you guys eating?!
(\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) |
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Administrator/Colporteur Member  |
I believe if may have been the apertif talking, but we shall see.
__________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "Science is the foot that kicks magic square in the nuts." -Scratch Fury |
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Believe it or not, he really is walking on air Member |
Italian beef. 
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*thinks: should I try the veal?*
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Guess what's behind door number pi! Member |
Oh, I was wondering if perhaps you were all a little confused as to what stuffing a turkey entailed. (\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) |
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well...it might be easier to carry around a spray.
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Hmm.. What if you picked up a can of starch by mistake? No woman I know of is likely to welcome something as rough as a brillo pad on her front bottom!
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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here Member  |
All I can imagine is how uncomfy it could be if you oversprayed into a more hairy area....
**** Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Henry David Thoreau **** |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
The real question is, if you spray this stuff on your puckered starfish can you make fart bubbles?
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is huge in Japan Member  |
'xactly. and what if bits of the rubbery stuff flaked off... inside and stuff. it just seems kinda messy, and impractical. ________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member  |
Yeah, I mean, if someone has bad aim... well... and got a little too much on... I think that would make it rather hard to... erm... have sex, you know...
~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Harrggh! Member  |
HAhahahahahaha! Live cam that for us if you try it! You know, spray on latex has so many interesting potential applications... ~ not currently Running-With-Green-Dude ~ |
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war, death, necro ducks Member |
Ha! PM Tongster and we may get a You Tube video out of this.
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Did something right Member  |
Yahoo posted a picture.
---------------------------------------------------------- "It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices." "Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects." "WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious |
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Resting by the shade of the tumtum tree, yahr! Member |
...I thought it would be a pic of fart bubble... But um... that pic, did they make a fake penis and spray it on... or does the stuff just stay as a condom after you put it on... ~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~ ~~~-------~~~ Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil? -------~~----- "Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun ~~~------~~~ You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing! |
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Administrator/Colporteur Member |
Well, I imagine that after it's no longer needed, the prophylactic wouldn't have much in its way.
__________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "Science is the foot that kicks magic square in the nuts." -Scratch Fury |
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