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The talk in the porn thread got me to thinking less about porn and more about masturbation. It could be just because of my physical shortcomings in sex but I've always thought masturbating was more fun with my partner than by myself. Does anyone else tend to choose an audience rather than to fly solo?
 
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In the past I enjoyed either way, on my own or being watched but as Masque and I tend to go at it pretty regular it doesn't come up (heh heh) these days. I should add that while doing the stroke is fun, with Masque there I prefer to be snacking down on her than to having her watch me stroke, I am selfish that way Big Grin


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I like it when he dines out, but it's like the button needs a jackhammer on it to work so if I'm going to orgasm it kind of has to be by masturbation. I do like it when he helps, thoughSmile
 
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*tries to understand above similies*
*comes up with picture of girl hammering boy's head into her crotch*

*runs away from picture*


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Great, now I have that picture too

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i shouldn't read threads like this at work, Tries to stop blushing...
 
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"Jesus fuck, John, you've got a black eye like bad goth makeup. Did you get into a fight?"

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Meanoldwoman, just noticed your sig and got me curious -where's it from? And what's a 'tangler'?
 
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nope. too shy to do that in front of anyone.


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I don't mind doing it in front of someone. But honestly - masturbation doesn't really do it for me anyway. It takes a LONG time. I would prefer to get off with another person. I LOVE watching guys do it though. It's sexy. And girls - I like to watch but it makes me want to jump in and help.


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"Jesus fuck, John, you've got a black eye like bad goth makeup. Did you get into a fight?"

"No, my girlfriend punched me with her snatch."


LMFAO!

I just peed a little.




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I'm certainly not embarassed about it, but when I do it's a fairly private event.


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I'm certainly not embarassed about it, but when I do it's a fairly private event.


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ha!

I keep reading your name as mandy...it's throwing me off  


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I don't mind doing it in front of someone. But honestly - masturbation doesn't really do it for me anyway. It takes a LONG time. I would prefer to get off with another person. I LOVE watching guys do it though. It's sexy. And girls - I like to watch but it makes me want to jump in and help.


That's the main reason for doing it in front of someone, I reckon. Or doing it near them when they're tied up and can't have it.


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Meanoldwoman, just noticed your sig and got me curious -where's it from? And what's a 'tangler'?


I got bored the other day and wanted to make up my own sigSmile I couldn't remember how to say tangler, and every online dictionary i used kept telling me it was one of those words that's the same both languages. I think I wanted enredar, but don't know how to make it fit.
I'm a fountain of words, a tangler of meanings, and I don't always know what I am saying.

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That's the main reason for doing it in front of someone, I reckon. Or doing it near them when they are tied up and can't have it.

I like that last part. I may try that last part. After I stop rereading the black eye part above and giggle/snorting.
 
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Aah, didn't recognise it as an English word (I kept thinking it had to be South American Spanish for something but couldn't figure out what...)

May I suggest: Soy una fuente de palabras, una enmarañadora de significados, y no siempre sé de lo que estoy hablando.

(I'm assuming the tangling is intentional on your part.)
 
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Originally posted by Ava:
I don't mind doing it in front of someone. But honestly - masturbation doesn't really do it for me anyway. It takes a LONG time. I would prefer to get off with another person. I LOVE watching guys do it though. It's sexy. And girls - I like to watch but it makes me want to jump in and help.


That's the main reason for doing it in front of someone, I reckon. Or doing it near them when they're tied up and can't have it.


indeed. I rarely go at it solo; it's more fun with two people. and I rarely go at it by myself when not flying solo, as audience participation always escalates fairly quickly.


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I tend to prefer it solo -basically, when you do it in company, more often than not it stops being masturbation and starts being regular two-way sex pretty soon... I don't think I'd be confortable doing it all the way through, from start to finish, on my own, with someone else there...

The fun of masturbation is how much you play, both physically and in your mind, by yourself. I really like it. Of course, being in a relationship there is not as much opportunity as when you're single, but when those opportunities arise I make sure I take advantage. Smile
 
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Aah, didn't recognise it as an English word (I kept thinking it had to be South American Spanish for something but couldn't figure out what...)

May I suggest: Soy una fuente de palabras, una enmarañadora de significados, y no siempre sé de lo que estoy hablando.

(I'm assuming the tangling is intentional on your part.)

From reading it, I would go with maraña (the tangling doesn't seem to be intentional)


On the subject, I mostly do it solo, for release - it's so less fun that I won't even try otherwise. However, I love phone sex (and I've been at it over an hour) and, of course, sometimes you get too tired for an "actual" intercourse (or, in my case, after the first or second time I might not respond as quickly) and a good masturbation, both mutual and on our own (simultaneous or not), is right what I need. I'd rather not end it up that way, though - sex is far better.
 
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