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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
"My succubus wants chicken nuggets from McDonald's" - my son, age 3
"Why is my mouth talking to you instead of eating?" -my daughter, age 4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer.  blog or not |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
oh, your daughter's a snarky little thing, huh? that's beautiful!
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member |
Imperious. All things are of the utmost extreme importance from her Highness Queen Felicity. Seriously, ask Ava. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer. blog or not |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member |
OH OH! From Wednesday:
Simon: I'm going to have some milk cause I'm hot. Felicity: Simon, can I feel your hotness? *died laughing* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer. blog or not |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
Her Highness Queen Felicity sounds like she would be fun to snip at.
 poor Simon, though! gosh.~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member  |
My friends son (10 at the time) in opposition to the standardized test he was taking:
Jeremy: I don't feel I need to take this test as it is an insult to my intelligence. Teacher: Why do you say that? J: Question XX is what country is between the Atlantic, Pacific and Arctic oceans, and is directly north of the United States? Another kid in the class: I put Brazil! J: Obviously its not an insult to everybody's intelligence. ********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member |
This is why I intend to put my children in martial arts classes. That way they can defend themselves when they say things like that.
*edit to add* *applauds kid for snarky comments* This message has been edited. Last edited by: ladykatza, ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Jesus was a community organizer. blog or not |
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Lady of Pain Member  |
I have this written down somewhere, but it's from when we were discussing the environment in a government class:
Mr. F: The rain in Maine is mainly acid rain! Class: ..... Mr. F: Remember kids, I live alone with my cats and I love showtunes. and when discussing political parties: Mr. F: There ain't no party like a political party 'cause a political party don't stop. There are more, I just have to remember them... some of my friends are in the habit of keeping notebooks of funny things people say... --------------------------- Is an INTJ personality type! MBTI is awesome and can be helpful sometimes... -------------------------------- Unfortunately, nothing on deviantArt yet. Photobucket deviantArt LiveJournal <-Actually Updating! |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
I adore this kid! I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
hee!  ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
Sinking Boy: Yes, Nanny
Me: She's not that like Nanny Ogg. Sinking Boy: Shut up, Weatherwax! ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member  |
My little sister, on seeing squrrell photos of mine on Facebook:
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member  |
This is so great. *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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"I don't like a cat shouting at me!"
"-mum tries to explain something about car stickers-" "... No, tell me when I'm older." - Froggy at about three, according to Motley Hippie. =P "You know, every time I cut my hair, it gets shorter!" - My friend Manta. We've never let her live it down. (x She did mean, first it was fairly long, then she got it cut to shoulder length, and then she got it cut into a bob. but... yes. Phrasing. xD |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
an exchange with an 8-year-old of my acquaintance:
the fabulous Miss M - So when are you going to have kids? (Sister-Woman is currently knocked up.) me - I don't know. I might not be able to have kids. Maybe I'll adopt. Miss M - oh. me - Maybe I'll adopt you! Miss M - No! I'm not an [Apathy's last name]; I'm a [Miss M's last name]! me - Well, that's okay. Maybe one day you'll be a [Miss M's secret crush's last name]. Miss M - Yessssssss! (complete with that elbow-jerk-thing) [Miss M realizes what she's said and blushes profoundly.] Wait, I didn't say that out loud, did I? me - [cackle] ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member |
My friend taking about wine:
"Rossi is like a fine automobile, it gets me where I need to be. A fine, cheap, gallon of automobile." ********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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'If I was a woman, my vagina would be wide open for you. I'd be like a funnel, so no matter what size you were, you'd fit.'
Some people get far too grateful that you've bought a round. ______________________________
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DK BOP Member  |
Friends little sister who is incredibly bad at being straightforward after a boy asked her if she wanted to be "official"(I'd say I hate children but the guy is olllllddd.)
"he asked if I wanted to be official, so I started talking about puppies." |
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Wigber Member  |
When kids read straight from the joke book w/o pre-processing:
"Why did the elephant paint his tonsils blue?" puzzled adult: " ... Why?" "So he could hide in blueberry bushes! *Laughs*" still puzzled adult: "His tonsils ..?" *child re-reads entry* "oh ... toenails. Why did the elephant paint his toenails blue?" *laughs again* |
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Administrator Member  |
driving along and the phone rings...pulls over safely.
*number withheld* ... curious. "hello" "why didn't you tell me neil gaiman was gorgeous!" "what?" mother: "why didn't you tell me neil gaiman was so good looking - you've been going to see him without me!" me : " what!" me : "I only saw him once, the second time i had to run back to work" mother : "I'd give him a red balloon any time" me : "...." ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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