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*went and checked*

*profoundly regrets it*


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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yeah - I was too afraid to go check. Smile





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.
 
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Sort of on topic:Regarding our company's management. "I see a lot of idiot, but I don't see any savant."


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It's all done with mirrors, don't you know?
 
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Fella, on the subject of his just breaking the graphics on my computer:

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I fixed it yesterday, I'm entitled to break it today!


No, no he's not


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR!
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At dinner yesterday we had a conversation about Batman.

Me: They could totally bring Harvey back. The plausibility is there.

Roommate: Still not as easy as a Marvel character. You just add water and shake.


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Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple.

Jesus was a community organizer.


blog or not
 
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Oh, please. They don't just bring back characters at DC, they bring back universes.

Although Marvel has had some remarkably stupid resurrections.


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"You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it."
-Taylor Mali
"I am a sexy, shoeless god of war."
-Belkar
 
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little girl in the museum today, trying to tell her dad about brushes:

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Daddy! You're not pretending to listen!



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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has been eaten by a grue.
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oh, that's cute! *steals little girl for adorable-ness*


~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~
Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and
Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation
 
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"A bad marriage is like a lame horse: if it can't be healed, put the poor thing out of its misery."

(Discussion of an upcoming divorce for one and issues of someone else. I'm not sure of my reaction to it but it WAS memorable...)


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Vice-Chancellor of the Heartless Bitch Council

Damn peer pressure
 
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Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
i love ancient history
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
its sooo fun
THIS... IS.... SPARTA! (FC) says:
Big Grin
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
gay men with swords
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
thats how you can sum up the Greeks
THIS... IS.... SPARTA! (FC) says:
oooh....
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
its true!
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
the romans were bisexuals with gladiuses
THIS... IS.... SPARTA! (FC) says:
this just keeps getting better
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
and nowadays we're straights with bombs
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires. says:
Big Grin
THIS... IS.... SPARTA! (FC) says:
this is the best summation of history, EVER


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Originally posted by Thirith & His Enormous Tibia:my homoerotic senses are pretty rudimentary

quote:
Originally posted by aisha:
Zombies, rum and tender kisses have defined the tone of our relationship ever since.
 
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Reminds me of The Secret History by Donna Tartt: "You want to know what Classics are?," said a drunk dean of admissions to me at a faculty party a couple of years ago. "I'll tell you what Classics are. Wars and homos.".
Smile

Strangely enough, that book gave me an intense desire to study classics. It must appeal to the repressed homo in me.




the consonants and vowels.. the consequence of sounds
 
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Sis, contemplatively: How do you buy washing machines anyway?

Dad, almost crashing car in excitement: You want to buy a washing machine? Are you moving out? I'll buy you one! What one do you want?


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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quote:
before you call someone you should always walk a mile in their shoes first...because then when you call them you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes!


said by...someone and something i took to heart Big Grin


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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

when's spring due?.
 
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"why do you refuse to eat eggs?"
"Think about it, it's a chickens period"
 
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Ye-ah ... thanks for sharing.

*pushes breakfast plate away*
 
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . .
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Elaine:
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I don't know why people bother taking drugs when you could just have a nice lie down.


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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Heather, (an ex of mine who is Jewish) ending an angry rant all about expressing her frustations with her Orthodox Jew boss:

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She can kiss my unkosher ass!



James

Wandering, but not lost.

"You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork."
 
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . .
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Does Olympic commentary count?
BBC Eventing commentators, as one of the Irish squad takes out the first fence:
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C1: She's doing well, often you'll see when they drop the first fence it all goes to pigs and whistles, but she's keeping in hand very well.
C2: * stunned silence of 'Does not compute'* ...ah, yes, and that 9.7 for Ireland...


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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rodentia extraordinarinus
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text from my mum (I'm visiting this weekend) out of the blue:

We will have supper all together tonight

which sounds more scary than encouraging...



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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now available in colour!
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Me to my flat mate Dan: What ya doin tonight?

Dan: Drinking a brew and watching the game

Me: What are you actually doin tonight?

Dan, tragically de-manified: eating a choc ice and watching the Proms.

I love Dan Smile


Ad absurdum

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam
 
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