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quote:
Originally posted by El Leprechaun:
"why do you refuse to eat eggs?"
"Think about it, it's a chickens period"


quote:
Originally posted by duncan s. -
Ye-ah ... thanks for sharing.

*pushes breakfast plate away*

oh. my. god that was hilarious....
 
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rodentia extraordinarinus
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Originally posted by Liliaharas:
Me to my flat mate Dan: What ya doin tonight?

Dan: Drinking a brew and watching the game

Me: What are you actually doin tonight?

Dan, tragically de-manified: eating a choc ice and watching the Proms.

I love Dan Smile


Big Grin Music Dan is ace!

(when I know more than one person with a name they aquire an adjective!)



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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music dan is ace! he was the one that did the music for our Zombie movie remember?


Ad absurdum

Aut viam inveniam aut faciam
 
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I do remember! That is where he got his adjective! Big Grin



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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talking to my flatmate:

me: I'd join the dark side for pudding!
her: the dark side has the best treats!


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Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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quote:
Originally posted by Liliaharas:
Me to my flat mate Dan: What ya doin tonight?

Dan: Drinking a brew and watching the game

Me: What are you actually doin tonight?

Dan, tragically de-manified: eating a choc ice and watching the Proms.

I love Dan Smile


two things:
1) "de-manified" is a spectacular adjective!
2) what is the Proms?


~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~
Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and
Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation
 
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it's a fuckload of classical music concerts, basically.

It's one of those things where when it's the last Night of the Proms you're like "the proms have been on?!" and when it starts again you're like "already?!"



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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Basically it's a chance for everyone to get very posh and British while listening to the best music Hungary ever made. Razz


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Originally posted by Thirith & His Enormous Tibia:my homoerotic senses are pretty rudimentary

quote:
Originally posted by aisha:
Zombies, rum and tender kisses have defined the tone of our relationship ever since.
 
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One of the people in my team came round to complain about my telling him to get involved in a meeting with someone in TfL:

Colleague - 'I just got your email about fucking Steve Taylor*'

Me - 'Well, I wouldn't do that'

Rest of my team - 'tee hee'

Me - *pleased with self*

*not real name (well it is a name, it just isn't that bloke's)


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Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect.
 
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One of my friends in Archeology
" I got into vampires because of Count Duckula & I got into archeology because of Indiana Jones"


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William James
 
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Big Grin

*giggle*


High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, 
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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Man, count Duckula was Ace.


~ Gal-El

You don't have to be a basketball player, you can be the president of the United States. ~ LeBron James.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Wayfarer:
One of my friends in Archeology
" I got into vampires because of Count Duckula & I got into archeology because of Indiana Jones"

Is there any other possible reason?
Big Grin


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Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination
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You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living!
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'
 
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the colours . . . the colours
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quote:
Originally posted by FatOigeon:
Man, count Duckula was Ace.

Yes, it was. Big Grin


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"objective evidence & certitude are doubtless very fine ideals to play with, but where on this moonlit & dream-visited planet are they found?"
William James
 
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Awkward, young, religious roommate out of nowhere: "So, are you going to use handcuffs on your wife after you get married?"
 
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Big Grin That is not a question that has a prepared answer!

I still find it scary you have to share rooms over there



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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Local man arrested for attempted rape: "Yeah yeah. Like I'm the only person in the world with that DNA!"

(Hubby says: "Not a valuable member of the gene pool, huh?")


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Morons: Making attempted rape hilarious since 2008.


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Originally posted by Thirith & His Enormous Tibia:my homoerotic senses are pretty rudimentary

quote:
Originally posted by aisha:
Zombies, rum and tender kisses have defined the tone of our relationship ever since.
 
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There are educational resources available for free in prisons, let us hope he takes advantage of some basic science classes ... moron


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Me: I found the company that destroys the ballot papers after the election is over! They're really cool specialists.

Coworker: Meh, all Austrian companies are "really cool" market leaders in some obscure field nobody has ever heard of.

Me: They're specialists for destroying small white pieces of paper!

Coworker: That's exactly what I'm talking about.


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