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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
Housemate and supervisor (note that this is the fire lab with all the fun gases):
E: I don't feel well. P: What are you using in the lab? *concerned* E: Ammonium hydrophosphate. P: Oh, that won't kill you. *wanders off* ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member  |
interviewee on the radio:
"I said to his brother, if he was alive today he'd be turning in his grave!" ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
Sinking Boy, regarding our Election Map O' Doom yesterday:
'So, is Michigan not called yet?' 'No, it went blue, we just wrote the name on a Great Lake by accident.' 'You all failed Geography, didn't you?' 'No.' ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member |
 hehe!____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
Three of us passed A-Level or Leaving Cert Geography with As. *shamed*
------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member |
they do not teach geography in geography! it's okay!
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Rumble Fish Member  |
so, so true. i took it. i know. |
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daysleeper's love-slave (now with documentation!) Member  |
online discussion was going on about politics
===================================== Ah Billy. After the Arctic and Pacific, you're my favorite Ocean |
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Ditzy friend of friend sarcastically commenting on guy speaking English with an African accent on TV: Oh, I can totally speak this language
Everyone else: *facepalm* |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member |
"First you need to buy genitals"
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member  |
that is so strange...
High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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another gem from cubemate C:
"So, I need to get a thermometer. I have a thermometer, but its stuck in Farhenheit and I can't get it back to Celsius. So its handy, you know, but I have no idea what its saying to me." |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
That's sort of sweet. In a 'you work with someone who anthropomorphisizes their thermometer' way.
------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
One of the guys in my building, on his thesis:
------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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2008 Poster of the Year! Member |
I loved this, but had nowhere else to gush it!
Charli Brooker (obsessed? me?)
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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Tim Westwood on "pimp my ride uk"
"Even stevie wonder can see this ride needs pimping" |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
S re: M shaving his beard off
------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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has no member title Member  |
I love my coworkers.
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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From out of the cloven pine Member  |
A bit of geek humour from the con in Leeds;
This message has been edited. Last edited by: Weaver, Oriko Cheerful cynic Just feeding the birds |
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was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member  |
In my Communication Law class, covering Internet law:
Prof: The Internet is really just a series of...er Me: TUBES! ---------------- There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house. "What does it mean?" I asked. "A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away. |
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