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Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination
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You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living!
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'

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"Chives?"
"Yes, m'lud?"
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"
--- Joe 3Heads

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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

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There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house.
"What does it mean?" I asked.
"A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away.

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Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen.

wanted: someone to listen and respond to random opinions from a random personality. not TOO serious, please. people who think they're reeeeeeeally funny need not apply, because they so rarely are. ~ Limertilly

http://www.flickr.com/photos/fionchadd/ - there are actually some photos here now (shock!)

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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
Kurt Vonnegut

I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.

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There once was a bard of Hong Kong
Who thought limericks were too long.
- Gerard Benson.

I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.

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Fandangling across the moony sky,
went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!

Thou art so true that thoughts of thee suffice
To make dreams truths and fables histories...
~John Donne

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"Chives?"
"Yes, m'lud?"
"Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"
"Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."
"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"
--- Joe 3Heads

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The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip.
~~ Terry Pratchett

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I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you.

High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, 
Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.

scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella

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Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect.

I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.

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Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants