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should only be taken in the dosage prescribed by your physician Member  |
I drove behind someone with a license plate that read "2SCOOT." I naturally thought of our favorite imflammable toddler.
------ "Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge." ~Stephen Colbert |
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When
Someone added my library to their watch list, I checked out their profile and - lo and behold! - their avatar reminded me of our very own Nel Gurgle:   ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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my goth name generator spewed out: Cthulhu's Confidante
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member  |
A prospectus in today's paper reminded me of Psi and The Delivery:
 ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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*renames thread "When the Internet reminds you of Royko"*
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Believe it or not, he really is walking on air Member  |
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oh my god!
__ The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride |
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found it somewhere on here Bill Watterson fan site ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants |
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I miss Calvin & Hobbes. I have a few collections that I bought ages ago and now Devlin is reading them. I keep telling him to not do the things that Calvin does, Mummy only thinks it's funny when Calvin does it.
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Last night I saw a Brevity calendar with a cartoon of a doctor holding a bundle, telling the fork and spoon - Congratulations! It's a spork!
~confuse and be dissolved~ |
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Tori lookalike contest winner, 2001 Member  |
aww (and Clue!)
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that's a clue?
~confuse and be dissolved~ |
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Tori lookalike contest winner, 2001 Member |
Yes, it is.
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if you say so. goodness knows I've dropped enough clues lately.
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
My housemate Elaine, on the subject of skinnydipping in the dark as a spiritual experience and denying being shallow:
(This is one of the many reasons she shouldn't get drunk...) ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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This was on SomethingAwful's Comedy Goldmine today:
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I would go to service advertised like that.
once. which is about par on the year ** lippity, lippity - not going very fast, and looking all around ** |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member |
When I was leaving the Campus yesterday, a UPS van was parked in front of the Humanities building.
I immediately said: "Widget!" Out loud. With people around. Thank god none of them knew me... ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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When the real world reminds you of
This morning Devlin was eating breakfast and looking for something to read, he noticed "K-9" on his homework page and said "Look Mum, K-9 - like on Doctor Who!" I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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