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Fractal demiurge Member  |
I was driving behind a car last night with a vanity license plate:
NEEPLES I thought I'd share.  **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Surprise Inspector Member  |
PMSL! that's hysterical!
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Fractal demiurge Member |
I know. It was dark on a country highway, so I was behind them for a while, and every time we pulled up to a traffic light, my headlights caught sight of NEEPLES and it made me happy.
**** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Surprise Inspector Member |
that's just really really funny. thank you for sharing.
"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Saleperson for Erinyes, Inc. Member  |
Today I heard an old somg on the radio, "Bang on the Drum All Day" that made me think of the board. I decided to switch the lyrics around a bit and came up with this:
I don’t want to work I want to post on the board all day I don’t want to play I just want to post on the board all day Ever since I was a tiny girl I don’t want no candy I don’t need no toy I took a mouse and a keyboard I post on that thing ’til I got Blisters on my hand because I don’t want to work I want to post on the board all day I don’t want to play I just want to post on the board all day When I get older they think I’m a geek The teacher told me I’m failing in Greek She caught me posting on the board with my ‘puter But my posts were so cool I made the teacher wanna post And that’s why I don’t want to work I want to post on the board all day I don’t want to play I just want to post on the board all day Listen to this Every day when I get home from work I feel so frustrated The boss is a jerk And I get my laptop and go up to my room And I pound on the keyboard like it was the boss’s head Because I don’t want to work I want to post on the board all day I don’t want to play I just want to post on the board all day I can post on the board Hey, you wanna take a stab at it? I can do this all day ~~~~~~~~~~ A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is someone who's sitting beside you saying, "That was f***ing awesome!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson ~~~~~~~~~~ www.geocities.com/g0ddessc0mplex/ www.myspace.com/g0ddessc0mplex http://people.tribe.net/g0ddessc0mplex |
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
Hear that?
*silence* Ahhhhh....  |
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Scourge of the Lower East Side Member  |
 Just had to post it...was too funny! ---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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Saleperson for Erinyes, Inc. Member |
LOL... why, we were just discussing polish sausage and kraut last night, were we not?
 ~~~~~~~~~~ A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail. A best friend is someone who's sitting beside you saying, "That was f***ing awesome!" ~~~~~~~~~~ Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -Ralph Waldo Emerson ~~~~~~~~~~ www.geocities.com/g0ddessc0mplex/ www.myspace.com/g0ddessc0mplex http://people.tribe.net/g0ddessc0mplex |
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war, death, necro ducks Member  |
Everytime I pass a traffic light I think of the Lost Girl`s avatar.
Other board reminders include the Meat counter at supermarkets and weather forecasters telling me to expect Rain tomorrow... Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. ~ Oscar Wilde Sometimes it is said that man can not be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? ~ Thomas Jefferson |
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Eye of the Tigger Member  |
When I look through my window and see this :
 *bounces out of thread* |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
When I was talking on the phone to a rather New-Agey friend last night abou thte spiritual healing class she'd been to and she came out with
'And he said imagine your hands getting waarm with the energy flow, and they got warm, and all I could think was, I'm going to spontaneously combust!!! And then I thought, I'd maybe better stop petting the cat, too.' Just seemed a rather Boardish reaction... ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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Fractal demiurge Member |
I just had a rehearsal for a public reading my theatre company will be having of a play called "Omnium Gatherum" by Theresa Rebeck and Alexandra Gersten-Vassilaros tonight.
Omnium Gatherum has little plot, per se; the entire play is derived from the interactions between eight people from varying backgrounds, as they explore their differences and similarities about topics ranging from the food, Star Trek, capitalism, terrorism, morality, and more. Though the eight can't agree about much, they do have one trait in common: hunger. Each hungers to question the others' ideas and, afterwards, each hungers to come out on top of the debate. Anyway, as I read this, I swear every single line could have been a transcription of some of the threads we've had. There were a few characters that were like conglomerations of some of you. I loved the play and I suggest everyone pick up a a copy and/or come see it when my theatre company puts it on! **** “Chives?†“Yes, m’lud?†“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?†“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.†“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too†--- Joe 3Heads |
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Has no front teeth Member  |
Just sometimes I think "I've got to tell the Board".
______________________________________ Watching That 70's Show with Geoff- Eric- "That was the greatest day in the history of....time!" Fez- "Yes. That and the invention of cheese." _____________________________________ At work, after completing 400-some-odd box lunches- Supervisor- "Woo hoo! That's the last of them. Last of the Mojitos." Me- "Wha??" Her- "You know, last of the Mojitos" Me- "Mohicans. It's The Last of the Mohicans" Her- *giggling* "Mohicans, Mojitos....I knew it was something like that." ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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Administrator Member  |
I had the car radio on on the way home from work yesterday...it's started playing...
why don't you build me up, buttercup I just suddenly had these visions of a big grin and a pair of Antenna. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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Technical Services Administrator Member  |
I found myself whistling that the other night when I was taking out the trash.
EVIL.EVIL.EVIL.EVIL.EVIL.EVIL.EVIL. _____________________________________________________________ Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. - Goonies |
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*95 gold stars* Member  |
 Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Technical Services Administrator Member |
Hey, mister, I saw that file name. *shakes finger at Cav*
_____________________________________________________________ Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. - Goonies |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
So 'Amii Spawn' would have been a better choice?
(I like to think of them as twins) Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Technical Services Administrator Member |
What's the 8ds part of the file?
edit : Amy and I are very confused about the twins comment? _____________________________________________________________ Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. - Goonies |
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*95 gold stars* Member |
imageshack chucks stuff like 8ds after file names. It's not an insult in your language is it?
(I thought Amii could only spawn twins.) Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Neil Gaiman www.NeilgaimanBoard.com www.NeilgaimanBoard.com The World's End The World's End When the real world reminds you of the Board
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