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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man! Member ![]() |
LOL See?!? The avocado IS useless! ------------------------------ my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me |
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Has no front teeth Member |
*pelts Lan with guacamole*
______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man! Member ![]() |
BeeZee is mean A lot of the proofs I looked at today at work had "JP" on them. ------------------------------ my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me |
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Scourge of the Lower East Side Member |
ew.
---------------------------- Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything' But he didn't get it.... |
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man! Member ![]() |
To clarify : Had the letters JP on them.
*sheesh* ------------------------------ my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me |
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is huge in Japan Member ![]() |
okay.
*deep breath* my helper monkey *ahem* i mean assistant "George" came up to me, holding a cd case. i casually asked him what he was listening to. to whit he responded: Yanni. and proceeded to show me the CD case, and say "isn't he a hot piece of ass?". later that same day a female attorney came into my office and said: "can i ask you a question?" i said: "sure", and this woman proceeds to ask me if i think that Richard Simmons is gay, because she thinks he might be. kill me now. ________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Lexis Nexus Member ![]() |
bwahahahaha
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Infrangibly mellifluous Member ![]() |
Yanni? Hot? i hope you called the nearest psychiatric ward STRAIGHT away. that's scary.
and richard simmons might be gay? that's news to ME... "Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth." -Brian Andreas Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon |
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Freelance metaphor inspector Member |
OMG, getting it from both directions! Run! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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little. yellow. different Member |
Question 6 in round 5 of the pub quiz tonight was "Who is the writer of the acclaimed comic book series Sandman?"
__________________________________________________________ Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect. |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
I'm e-mailing a Japanese distributor of chemcials. His name is Ryoko.
I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message. ________________________________________________ I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me. |
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man! Member ![]() |
*snicker* Are you going to break the Village People to her? |
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is huge in Japan Member ![]() |
no. i couldn't destroy her innocent simple mind like that.
well.. i could. but i'll wait until after i put in my two weeks notice. ________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Freelance metaphor inspector Member |
Is that happening soon?!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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Has no front teeth Member |
*chants* Do it do it do it do it.......... she's a -lawyer- for God's sake ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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is huge in Japan Member ![]() |
yes, but she's a Patent Lawyer, not an ambulance chaser... and she's the only female attorney here... all of which doesn't negate the fact that she's a raging idiot, but so are all of my other co-workers, and that, that is more flame wars appropriate! ________________________________________________________________________________________________ |
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Freelance metaphor inspector Member |
Over the weekend The JP Clan was celebrating my nephew's 2 year birthday, complete with balloons. At one point in the weekend, M asks "Where do balloons come from?" and I couldn't help thinking of Lan and a CD mix he made me with a song on it with that title.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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has no member title Member |
I was at a workshop for enterpreneurs. And naturally, all the folders, paper and even ballpoint pens had the really huge letters
"WE" inscribed all over them. I found myself getting all affectionate towards the stationery... __ Warhol got it wrong: Everyone gets their five minutes of being interesting! --Remotepush |
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Lexis Nexus Member ![]() |
that brings up interesting images...
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member |
Scene: My hallway, looking at my new shiny silver mountain bike.
Participants: Me, Housemate E, Housemate K, Friend R. K: Do you have a name for it yet? R: That looks like a bike that if they Star Wars with bikes, it would be a Dark Side bike. Look at that spaceship saddle! E: Poor Bessie, stuck with a Dark Side bike. (Bessie being E's bike) K: It does look a bit...evil... And sort of homoerotic. [general stare at K] K: Well, if you're a guy. The thing your genitals are resting upon is the same shape... Actually, my house may be more odd than the Board. ------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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