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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man!
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Originally posted by fluffyllama:
halfway into this daily show clip in the midst of my laughter, i was strongly reminded of the board, lan and b...

LOL Big Grin
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The avocado IS useless!


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my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me
 
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*pelts Lan with guacamole*


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Fandangling across the moony sky,
went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!



 
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man!
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BeeZee is mean

A lot of the proofs I looked at today at work had "JP" on them.


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my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me
 
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ew.


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Official Pineapple Master General of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination

He said 'It's all in your head,' and I said, 'So's everything'
But he didn't get it....
 
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man!
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To clarify : Had the letters JP on them.

*sheesh* Smile


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my cup runs over but I am so blind I just complain as it spills around me
 
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is huge in Japan
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okay.

*deep breath*

my helper monkey *ahem* i mean assistant "George" came up to me, holding a cd case. i casually asked him what he was listening to. to whit he responded: Yanni. and proceeded to show me the CD case, and say "isn't he a hot piece of ass?".

later that same day a female attorney came into my office and said: "can i ask you a question?" i said: "sure", and this woman proceeds to ask me if i think that Richard Simmons is gay, because she thinks he might be.

kill me now.


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bwahahahaha
 
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Yanni? Hot? i hope you called the nearest psychiatric ward STRAIGHT away. that's scary.

and richard simmons might be gay? that's news to ME... Wink Razz


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

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Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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okay.

*deep breath*

my helper monkey *ahem* i mean assistant "George" came up to me, holding a cd case. i casually asked him what he was listening to. to whit he responded: Yanni. and proceeded to show me the CD case, and say "isn't he a hot piece of ass?".

later that same day a female attorney came into my office and said: "can i ask you a question?" i said: "sure", and this woman proceeds to ask me if i think that Richard Simmons is gay, because she thinks he might be.

kill me now.

OMG, getting it from both directions! Run!


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I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you.
 
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Question 6 in round 5 of the pub quiz tonight was "Who is the writer of the acclaimed comic book series Sandman?"


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Oh you young people. It's all tea and muffins and excitement in your world I expect.
 
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I'm e-mailing a Japanese distributor of chemcials. His name is Ryoko.


I'm Matt Cable and I approve this message.
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I'm alright. Don't nobody worry bout me.
 
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Yahr, fear the power of the elf-man!
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okay.

*deep breath*

my helper monkey *ahem* i mean assistant "George" came up to me, holding a cd case. i casually asked him what he was listening to. to whit he responded: Yanni. and proceeded to show me the CD case, and say "isn't he a hot piece of ass?".

later that same day a female attorney came into my office and said: "can i ask you a question?" i said: "sure", and this woman proceeds to ask me if i think that Richard Simmons is gay, because she thinks he might be.

kill me now.

*snicker*
Are you going to break the Village People to her?
 
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no. i couldn't destroy her innocent simple mind like that.

well..

i could.

but i'll wait until after i put in my two weeks notice.


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Is that happening soon?!


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no. i couldn't destroy her innocent simple mind like that.

well..

i could.



*chants*

Do it do it do it do it..........

she's a -lawyer- for God's sake  


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Fandangling across the moony sky,
went the Beezee bold as brass,
side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat,
shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e.
~Joe
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Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit!



 
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is huge in Japan
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Originally posted by Crow Girl:
no. i couldn't destroy her innocent simple mind like that.

well..

i could.



*chants*

Do it do it do it do it..........

she's a -lawyer- for God's sake  


yes, but she's a Patent Lawyer, not an ambulance chaser... and she's the only female attorney here... all of which doesn't negate the fact that she's a raging idiot, but so are all of my other co-workers, and that, that is more flame wars appropriate! Big Grin


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Over the weekend The JP Clan was celebrating my nephew's 2 year birthday, complete with balloons. At one point in the weekend, M asks "Where do balloons come from?" and I couldn't help thinking of Lan and a CD mix he made me with a song on it with that title.


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I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you.
 
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I was at a workshop for enterpreneurs. And naturally, all the folders, paper and even ballpoint pens had the really huge letters

"WE"

inscribed all over them.

I found myself getting all affectionate towards the stationery...


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that brings up interesting images...
 
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Scene: My hallway, looking at my new shiny silver mountain bike.

Participants: Me, Housemate E, Housemate K, Friend R.

K: Do you have a name for it yet?

R: That looks like a bike that if they Star Wars with bikes, it would be a Dark Side bike. Look at that spaceship saddle!

E: Poor Bessie, stuck with a Dark Side bike. (Bessie being E's bike)

K: It does look a bit...evil... And sort of homoerotic.

[general stare at K]

K: Well, if you're a guy. The thing your genitals are resting upon is the same shape...

Actually, my house may be more odd than the Board.


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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