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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
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there's only one cure!

*puts the football on*



I have screwy lungs today, due to visiting dog!



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quote:
Originally posted by halucinagenia:
I have man flu


Oh no! It mutated?


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I have hurty big-toe-knuckle-thingy, and I can't take my boot off because I have obnoxious pirate socks on underneath!

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Sorry your toe hurts. I don't mind pirate socks!




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Eh.

Head is stuffy, nose is blocked, throat is sore and bones ache.

Is this man flu, or just a bloody cold?

Eugh.


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so i was doing great up until I got out of the car to go into the grocery store on the way home.

then it hit me. blinding pain. the kind that causes your vision to go white and the world to spin. i had to hold onto a display to keep from falling over until it passed.


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my feet hurt, my ankle hurts, my knee hurts - when did I become a wuss?!?



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Ava, I have no idea of your age, but I can tell you that as you get older more and more parts of your body begin to hurt. Take care of what you have while you have it. Getting old is not for sissies. Smile


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Just look at the way I walk.


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I started experiencing sever joint pain at age two... I'm going to have a FUN life, aren't I...


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Sucks, don't it?


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Indeed it does. Because of that stupid car accident when I was barely 17 (I'm 38 now) I've had a near constant headache. For over 20 years. At best it becomes tolerable.

And it was my own stupid fault, but I have owie sunburn!!




sweet dreams. make waves. find bliss. ~Neil Finn


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Maeve, I'm assuming you've talked to neurologists about the headache?

And was the accident your fault, or the sunburn?


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I've seen lotsa doctors over the years, but yeah, I have herniated discs in my neck and they splooshed out onto nerves. yay me.

And just the sunburn was my fault Smile Car accident was old lady running a red light.




sweet dreams. make waves. find bliss. ~Neil Finn


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OH Geez Maeve. *hugs* I can empathize, really (you probably know the pain that causes spots behind the eyes feels like, then).


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Guess what's behind door number pi!
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I burnt my face on the Sun and now its falling off!


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I burnt my face on the Sun and now its falling off!

All the skin on my face fell off once, but that was Canada's fault.

(I went to Toronto zoo when it was 30-below, was wondering "why is there no-one else here? It's a lovely day!", then got my answer when the skin on my face went numb through frostnip.)


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i have a randomly swollen eyelid, it feels weird


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I was just getting over a flu like virus that kept me out of work two and 1/2 days last week, now I have a cold. Frown I want to go home but I have no paid sick days left.


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That sucks, Megs. Frown

If you REALLY needed to, could you take an unpaid sick day?


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