As a token of greeting, please accept this fish sandwich of happiness.

*sets out a tray of brownies and tea*

Welcome aboard!

Oh, thank you very much!
*quietly removes mayonnaise from her sandwich, spreads with butter instead and devours it*
*happily drinks tea and munches on brownies*
*sends a kettle of tea and a sponge cake with plum jam back*

welcome ^^

Wow, what is it? Gingerbread?

Welcome!!!

Here have a red balloon

Welcome! Have some complimentary cinnamon Brrrraaaaaiiiinnnnsssss Buns!

Greetings! Following will be your very own for free, DATDB warning!! Cherish it, hug it, and call it George!!

If on a time jaunt you decide to visit the year 1245 and decide to successfully support King Sancho II versus his brother Alphonso the following consequences will happen:
In 1492 instead of the first arboretum being design, the first pebble collection is displayed. In 1809 Shoja Shah doesn’t sign a treaty with England, he instead writes a love letter to France and dances around his bedroom thinking of Spain. On a personal genetic level your bloodline will be afflicted with uncontrolled spitting syndrome, leading to the law making family members wear a face mask.

So if looking like Hattori Hanzo is not your thing don’t support lame-duck, incompetent leaders in Portugal (or anywhere else for that matter)

Have a Nice Day!

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DATDB

Excuse me - what's that? I'm not as competent in English abbreviations...


Wow, so many good things! Do you spoil every new member like this?

Not a problem as it was created by my program it doesn't exist outside of my not so stable mind:

Defense Against Those Damn Butterflies

Which if you are anything close to sane, will probally just confuse you further

Well, it's something Delrium might say, right?

I would think so

I ought to find out whether a Spanish online friend of mine reads Gaiman, and if she does, invite her over here. She'd like this kind of insanity.

Reading Gaiman is not required for the Worlds End, just the wrong frame of mind

OK, I'll wait a while to see how it goes around here and then I'll see what I can do about her.

welcome

where are you from ? ... i'm a stranger here too... not USAnian not american north or south, ... old europe, old continent, and old baguette and beret holder girl ...

happy to see you here.

Péné

she is from the Czech Republic

and apparently speaks some finnish too

Hauska tutustua!

mina on vaihto oppilas soumessa kaksi kuomentta voutaa sitten

Which is why my finnish is so bad and the above is about the limit of my vocab

Yes, I'm Czech, old Europe, old continent and a proud inhabitant of an old, originally medieval town...

And yes, I speak some Finnish and study it, but I haven't been to Finland yet, and even though I might have bigger vocabulary than you, I had to look up vaihto. I guess it's one of those words I hadn't encountered properly yet. Now, thanks to you, I have!

Welcome! I can't help myself here, but can you postulate the existence of a marmota-a, with the same energy as yourself but with an opposite spin? and would that spin be tangential to the earth's rotation?

I don't think a marmota-a would have the same energy as marmota-b. Marmota-d might have, but not marmota-a. Marmota-a is a lifeless mathematical construct without the right ring to it.
Besides, as I mention in my FAQs in the Your FAQ thread, the B in marmota-b comes from my surname. And for a Czech surname to begin with an A, it cannot be like mine, and therefore marmota-a cannot have the same energy as myself.
Satisfied?