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i was trying to think of a title for this thread, like, "for the parents" or "films R us" but i gave up and decided to let the article speak for itself.


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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street.
 
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i have seen seven!


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I thought 'The Dark Crystal' totally sucked; a real waste of Muppets. Chitty Chitty -- I don't know - I thought that I liked it as a kid, but as an adult I couldn't stand it - part of the criteria should be -- do I want to have this soundtrack repeated ad nauseum for the next 5 years?

What was the one, oh, 20 years ago with the wish dragon (that looked more like a wiener dog crossed with a scotty crossed with mass quantities of DGH (dog growth hormone) and tinkerbell dust)? Perhaps there's no 'geek' angle there, except that he does get to scare the bull' (oh right - no spoilers)

Or 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' ...
 
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*sings*

never ending storyyyyyyyyy, never ending stor-or-or-or-oryyyyyyy!

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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

trolls are like pigeons..keep feeding them and they keep coming back and shitting in your street.
 
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no kid of mine is watching Neverending Story.

1. it ends
2. it's got that bit with the skull all burnt in the helmet
3. it's got that bit with the horse

END OF DISCUSSION! *glares at future children*



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I've seen six, and kidlet (6 yrs, nearly 7) has seen two.


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i've seen 6 of them and love those 6

i would add as the other 4

- the neverending story (books becoming real hello!)

- bill and teds excellent adventure

- jurassic park (scare the crap outta them but actually a good well done introduction to what dinosaurs are like)

- something like daryl or under the mountain 80's alien/robot children movie.
 
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no kid of mine is watching Neverending Story.

1. it ends
2. it's got that bit with the skull all burnt in the helmet
3. it's got that bit with the horse

END OF DISCUSSION! *glares at future children*


RE: 2 - I managed to get all the way to 16 and multiple watching before i actually watched this bit, i had fastforwarded it everytime before then
 
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I saw Escape to Witch Mountain as a little kid, and remember it as brilliant. I've nevr seen it since, so have no idea if this is true, but it lodged as something special in my mind.

I'd add Close Encounters, but possibly a bit older than he is now. Maybe for the tween list?


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thats it!

under the mountain is actually called escape to witch mountain, my memory sucks but it is an awesome movie

whats better that physic telekinetic alien children on the run?
 
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I've seen 5.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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Where's Indiana Jones?



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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I've seen 5 or 6, some of them veryveryvery long ago. Hence the "or 6" - I'm not sure whether I've seen the British "Time Bandits". I definitely remember seeing a french comedy with that title.

Haven't seen My Neighbour Totoro, but I *have* seen Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and Howl's Moving Castle - does that count?

I think they need to add The Princess Bride, Neverending Story (aah-haaa-haaa, aah-haaa-haaa, aah-haaa-haaa Wink ), Labyrinth, The Last Unicorn and ET!

Domi, if Neverending Story is too scary for you, I'd recommend Michael Ende's other great kids story Momo - if it weren't only available in German.


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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
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Where's Indiana Jones?


thats more tween, it's bloody scary in places, though so is jurassic park i guess

Also the last unicorn sucks arse, there are several disney movies with higher calibra and better animation, also not particularily geeky.

Oh and Stardust has to be on our list now!
 
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Sod that, my nephew's seen them and he's four, he was a Dr. Jones fan from his earliest words Big Grin



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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Yes, Indiana Jones needs to be part of every child's film watching. I can't actually remember a time when I hadn't seen it. Worryingly enough, I can recall the whole script.


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Well, Hal, I loved The Last Unicorn as a kid, and I think Molly Grue is kinda geeky.
Please don't say a movie "sucks ass" because you don't like it. It's a matter of individual taste, so we are allowed to differ. You can say that you hate it for all I care, but please don't slate other people's taste just because they differ from yours.


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You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living!
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'
 
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Except for The Princess Bride, cos I still think that movie is overrated Razz



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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See, I'm fine with how you expressed your opinion there, Mark, even though I absolutely adore that film. Because you said " I still think that movie is overrated". Smile
See the difference?


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You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living!
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'
 
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But isn't that an assumed point? Of course when you talk about films and music and tv, people will express their opinions. Stating that someone is expressing their opinion afterward might be slightly more polite, but it seems redundant. Besides, sometimes an opinion is just right. Razz


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