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Melittosphex sapiens Member |
One or twice a year I go into a sports shop, and say "sell me some shoes that aren't white, pink or purple!" The saleswoman takes me to the women's shoe section. We stare at the array of white, pink and purple shoes for about 30 seconds. "How about the men's section - I'm not proud!" I say. We go to the men's section. I find something in brown. She finds my size. I'm out of there in about 10 mins. Shoe shopping for the year, done and dusted. *********************** "In science, there are no universal truths, just views of the world that have yet to be shown to be false" - J Forshaw & B Cox. |
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009 Member |
sounds very similar to my experience. *walk into shop*...*walk around shelves*...too high, too silly, too expensive, flat, cheap, fit...out of there... i think it took about 10 minutes for my last pair and 2 and a half minutes for the one before - that was a positive shoe shop, or as close as one gets. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when is spring due? CHIKKINZ? |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
i also need shoes - for my cousin's wedding next weekend - and am equally undesiring of shopping for them.
____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. a peek inside the whirlwind of my thoughts "Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten" |
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009 Member |
get limer to go with you - she *loves* shopping for shoes...but that might be shoes just for her
~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when is spring due? CHIKKINZ? |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
I must be weird as well (Is anyone really surprised?
I generally wander through shoe stores/sections thinking 'When did shoes become so fugly?' I hate trying on clothes. I prefer plain jeans and suddenly it's impossible to find anything without spandex in the fabric. I hate stretch jeans. And so I bought men's jeans. It's nearly impossible to find t-shirts that aren't in goofy colours (I look awful in pastels) and so lately I've just bought a great many black t-shirts. I got lucky a while back and found some that fit nicely, in colours I liked, so I bought four. Money should be spent on books. and yarn. and cheese and chocolate. sweet dreams. make waves. find bliss. ~Neil Finn Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Click here! Member ![]() |
What I really dread the most is shopping for underwear. Getting all the way undressed (over and over again), staring at myself half naked in the mirror (I swear they use funny mirrors), with that horrible fitting booth light (why TL, why?), feeling potbellied and saggy and pasty and hating my scrawny thighs.
And the pretty things almost never fit, and no matter what kind of pep talk I give myself beforehand, I always wind up feeling like there has to be something very wrong with my body since they don't fit, surely they fit other women, why would they sell them otherwise? And it's near damn impossible to get the bra back on the hanger. ------------------------------------------------- Sorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here. |
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Melittosphex sapiens Member |
I have seen photos of you, Tis. Imagine how the rest of us poor mortals feel in front of those mirrors!
*********************** "In science, there are no universal truths, just views of the world that have yet to be shown to be false" - J Forshaw & B Cox. |
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Has no front teeth Member |
I don't even try. Packaged Target stuff- I already know what sizes and brands work. PBS cooking shows Saturday morning.....I'm starving! ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
I thought I could get away with merely cutting up the legs of jeans and somehow they'd be square enough to make a tote bag. But they're wonky, so, more cutting.
And I think I'm listening to the Musical Commentary far too much. sweet dreams. make waves. find bliss. ~Neil Finn Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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Melittosphex sapiens Member |
I need to do stuff, but I'm just TOO TIRED!
*********************** "In science, there are no universal truths, just views of the world that have yet to be shown to be false" - J Forshaw & B Cox. |
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Freelance metaphor inspector Member ![]() |
I just found out Gogol Bordello is coming to town next month!! I must see if I can get tickets!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: My Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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Freelance metaphor inspector Member ![]() |
I'm in the mood to chat, and nobody's about.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: My Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009 Member |
that's been most of my day. except when i was sleeping *glares at sleepybugs* ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when is spring due? CHIKKINZ? |
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009 Member |
I am thinking the VAT is very tedious and boring.
~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when is spring due? CHIKKINZ? |
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*83 gold stars* Member ![]() |
Primary school summer fairs always put The Wicker Man in my head.
Hermits have no peer pressure |
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Vampiric Scottie-bat trainer Member |
Why oh why is it raining madly outside?
It's supposed to be SUMMER! ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009 Member |
good cheese is good! orange cheese, cheese inna can and cheese with fruit (imo) are not good. mature cheddar and danish blue cheese *are* good. ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when is spring due? CHIKKINZ? |
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Oestre sparagmos! Member |
mmm, they do sound good.
i got a wonderful piece of brie recently. really full of flavour. i'm thinking that ferrau gets back today! ____________________________________________________ Did you know? When it snows, my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen. a peek inside the whirlwind of my thoughts "Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten" |
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knows the names of all eleven herbs and spices Member ![]() |
Birthdays are evil.
~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~ |
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009 Member |
your own or someone elses? and if we've missed yours, i'm vewy sorry, hope you have a wonderful day today to make up for it and i *prod* you to get on facebook - its the only way i remember anyone's birthday! ~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when is spring due? CHIKKINZ? |
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