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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
Know what's better than Stuff (or Things?) FREE Stuff (or Things). This is the thread where you talk about the FREE Stuff (or Things) that was given to you today. Today I got a FREE 10 minute massage at the health fair I attended. I also got some FREE blood tests (cholesterol yay! Blood pressure boo.) AND I got a FREE lunch (really crappy Meat rolls. And an apple.) I also got two FREE pads of paper and a FREE ruler (which I needed for my knitting). And then I went into the restroom and I was allowed as much FREE toilet paper as I could use! Free stuff rocks. _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | ||
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| was not written by a man named "Cougar" Member ![]() |
Depending on how my luck is tonight, I might get FREE MONEY at the casino! ---------------- Duck...duck...duck...duck...BOOBS! | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
Or the flipside, you might get a FREE learning lesson! Or, wait, maybe not free..... _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| Adoration of the Modii Member |
I got a free duffle bag someone threw out.. it was so new, it still had the tags on it... -- Give a man a fish, he eats for the day; Teach a man to fish, he eats for a lifetime; Teach that man to cook, and he can feed the world.... *********************** Head chef in the Realm of Procrastination and Unproductivity, Dp.u.: "You want fries with that?" Holder for the Golden Pineapple Pin. ------------------------------------------------ If it is on the plate, its food. If it crawls off the plate; Kill it and put it back on the plate. ------------------------------------ I love small furry creatures; especially in a good sauce. | |||
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| Has no front teeth Member |
Strawberry shortcake at work ______________________ Fandangling across the moony sky, went the Beezee bold as brass, side-saddle she sat, on a big painted bat, shooting moonbeams out of her a(censored)e. ~Joe ________________________ Isn't sanity really just a one trick pony, anyway? I mean, all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy¦ooh ooh ooh the sky's the limit! | |||
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| Wigber Member |
Um, several B2G RFPs my company is not qualified to undertake? ------------------------------------- This space left intentionally blank | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
Oooooh. Totally worth bragging about. *looks around* *cues Amy to come in giggling about HAM* _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| enlightened website user Member |
Let's see ... I got the opportunity to give 'the boys' a ride to school. "ooh." I got the gas gauge down to 'vapors', meaning the next ride is going to cost me I got toast (didn't have to make it myself!) I got a client requesting a nice little 'bonus' custom project, 'by Thursday morning'. What the frakk, bitch, it's Wednesday, and I got your 'request' at 7 p-freaking-m! ... I got, er, made some iced coffee ... that was o.k. (not his real name) | |||
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| is irreducibly complex Member |
Time! I had free time today! *dances* ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble: Vibrant and bouncy, like something one would find valiantly trying to escape from a Disney geneticist's specimen freezer. - Pelham Bleatwell, Esq. Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants | |||
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| Administrator/Colporteur Member ![]() |
I came home from work and Brandon greeted me at the street door, dancing and chanting, "Daddy! Daddy!" He asked to be picked up as soon as I opened the door and gave me a hug. Before I could take a step, Graeme was wrapped around my legs, too. Then Christy's smiling face poked out of the side room and she waved. That's about all I got for free, unless you count water from the company bubbler. __________ AJGraeme "Why are there ghosts in the kitchen punching each other in the balls?" - Aidan, "Being Human" "Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried." - G.K. Chesterton My moderator voice is red. | |||
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| has a beaver that talks Member ![]() |
Um... nothin'? | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
As they just removed our water cooler due to tax cuts, yes, I totally count your company bubbler water to be a cool FREE thing. _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| Administrator/Colporteur Member ![]() |
The hell? They took your bubbler? Good night, that's horrid. Do you at least have tap water or something. __________ AJGraeme "Why are there ghosts in the kitchen punching each other in the balls?" - Aidan, "Being Human" "Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried." - G.K. Chesterton My moderator voice is red. | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
We've got tap, but, ew. Who wants to drink tap? It tastes FUNNY. And not in the slipping-on-a-banana-peel way. _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| The Biscuitkeeper Member ![]() |
I got a bloody nose from my dog. I got to watch my Wings lose. I got a kick in the nuts at work when they told me my tuition wouldn't be reimbursed this fall. | |||
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| Freelance metaphor inspector Member |
F@%&!ng hell?! What's that about?! | |||
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| the Wicked Little Critta Member |
I found a few FREE minutes to read some threads on the board. Go me! ----------------------------- Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Additional handling charges may be required. | |||
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| Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
Uh...free tea! --- "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong" - H. L. Mencken | |||
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| is tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane Member |
apparently i get a free eye exam from work and £50 towards a pair of new glasses. High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. -scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav -Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella -The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac | |||
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| Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member |
Yep, if you spend over 15 hours in front of a compy each week you get that. --- "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong" - H. L. Mencken | |||
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