Yah, yah, yah, I'm still drawing ze wintaire work, boot I'm adding zis leenk for ze Eggy girl to show her all abouts ze Loobstair Doog (and eendirectly, how to f**k up an amusing meme).

You wan peechure? Here:

Two things, oh grate arteeste:

1. That picture is obscene! I'm reporting you to the Acme Censorship Board.

2. That poor lobster dog looked like it was being shoved into a mailbox.*

*_{Yes, I know it was a computer not a mailbox.}


p.s.

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Hugh call it "ebbscene", I call it "transcendeeng ze norm and pioneereeng ze next waff of heestory."

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Like I said before (I theenks), talents wheel only gets you zo far, like 50%, ze uzzair 50% is networkeeng and ze uzzair uzzair 50% is pur boolsheete. Don't look at me, I deed nut create ze rot race to be tre trendsetterre, I only profeet frohm eet.

How can you transcend the norm when you've never been normal?

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How can you transcend the norm when you've never been normal?

Eet's like falleeng asleep: you juss do. You don't go "Hey, I wheel go entoo Sleeps Mud right now!" you works and works and works at your arts and zen someone comes up to you and says "You're amazing! Paint me nokked!" and soodennlee ze your art peeces zat ze Salvationne Army wouldn't eefen accept are now worth thousands oof dollaires. *shrugs*

I understand eet helps being dead, too, alzo I hem alrraddy world fahmuss so I don't need zis.

I hev enoof stones so now I try to get ze snow and shadows right befores I poot in ze pipples and fire.

Eencedentallie, EET'S -15F OUTSIDE!

Four howaires latiare and-

IT'S STILL -15F OUTSIDE!!!

As ze GAizW, i deesappoof oof zis.

Let me explin zis for zose who do nut oose ZE KEENG'S MISSUREMINTS!

-15F ees fairty-seven digrees under ze freezeeng point! Fairty-seven digrees more in ze uzzair directionne and you has ze nice Jocelyn/Toongstair day where zey take ze day off to play and laff at all ze rest of oos!

I get time off when it's nice outside!? AWESOME!

Zat ees how eet works in ze Cauliformula, yes? In my native cohntree oof Fr[CENSORED], eef "ze man" dooz nut let us go and play on ze nice day, WE REVOLT! Which, now zat I theenk oof eet, ees play l'aggressive.

I look forward to spending all summer in revolt, then.

Mr. Arteeste, may I request a picture of a revolt? I understand you have many other commissions before mine, so if you are too busy, I understand.

I'd quite like to see his revolting picture.

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Originally posted by Maeve:
I'd quite like to see his revolting picture.

Seence I farteeng around so mooch wis Lumetille's commissione and zere ees ze Q, eet may takes a while, Jocicillin, likes eet may be raddy wan you aire aboot to revolts , but eet wheel be done.

ARGGH!

I learnedd zat my Upperateeng Seesteem ees NUT computtibubble wis mai USB haird drive, so I haff to deul-boot as zey say, wheech ees a PAIN IN ZE [CENSORED], boot I heff to do eet.

I leaf out all ze geeky details, boot eets nut fun, speciallie wan I hem gambeeleeng with mai data!

So I start painteeng again soon.

(why do I hev all ze comptaire problams? ZE DAMM THEENGS DON'T DO WHAT I WANT ZE WAY I WANT ZEM TO! Meecrosuft, Leenux, Mucs,... BAH! NONE ARE ZE PAIRfECT COMBO OF JUST WORK GOODNESS!)

I wan' averry program and pirifferalle to work flawlleeslie, I don't like ze slow, I don't like ze annoy, I DON'T LIKE PAYING FOR "OOPGRADS", I dont like ze moron help center pipple WHO THINK CUT AND PASTE ANSWERS FROM ZE GOOGIL HELPS HOW ZE HAIL DO YOU THEENK I GUT TO YOUR DOPEY SITE IN ZE FIRST PLACE?

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*le sigh* So... dual boot Linux Mint + Win XP (le noir version ) should make me world all ze bettair. Deedn't want to ooze Weendose but wat can you do? All ze suftwhair ees Weendows! I geteeng mad again so I shuts oop and feeds ze cat.

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I learnedd zat my Upperateeng Seesteem ees NUT computtibubble wis mai USB haird drive, so I haff to deul-boot as zey say, wheech ees a PAIN IN ZE [CENSORED], boot I heff to do eet.

Use a live-version. Linux mint and Ubuntu are okay for that. It'll save you having to format/install an OS from scratch. Most machines will boot from USB nowadays, if you want to play it safe use a live CD. Much easier.

No-no-NO! I stamping my feets I am so mad now!

Leenux Meent (more like Leenux Lemon ) Liv CD doesn't let you mount ze OO-S-B drives or intairnal drives oonless you are root, and zen zey go and disable ze abilitie for root to see ze drives so you steel can't do eet! Who the f[national anthem of France playing] thot zat was a breeliant idea?

Leenuz divillopers are likes ze people who makes ze 500mile-pair-galloon car and forgets to put doors on eet so you can't get eento ze damn theeng. Smart people, but a leettle *does a not right in the head gesture*, you know?

ANd I'm only seegleeng out Leenux beooz Wheenslop and Muck haven't peesed me oof lately. I ooze all troi.

So thenk you for ze adviced help, boot... I alriddy tried eet.

Well, my machine won't let me make a dual-boot unless i install [insert linux distro here] *before* i install windows. Helpfully the windows people never give you an install-CD with your machine.
So, before you go nuclear....

G'luck!

Too late!

*walks up to a geiger counter and it goes crazy*

So, I repartitionned what I need to and I had a really crappy flavour oof XP runneeng, boot I couldn't grub a damn theeng "FOR MAI PROTECTION" so I remoof zat, eenstall a dommy leenux meent to whair I poot ze crep XP (repartitionned yadda yadda), and now I gets ze grub (zat ze OS bootsloader), so now re-re-partitionne ze crap and I installs a bettair XP when I gets somm new CDs (ran out OOF COURSS), removes ze tweaks ze grub and removes ze dommy Leenux and ZEN ze damn theeng wheel work ze way I wants eet to. EASY AS ZE PIE. le

Zis all would be easiaire eef Seagate didn't craps on ze Leenooks or freekeeng WINE would run more zen joost ze Minesweepers! le

Hevvent slept yets... I gets sohm frash air...

Ze problem shoold be feexed in a day or two... ze biggeest hoordel wheel be makeen sure ze grub doesn't get erasssed by ze new Microstink OS...

EET'S ALLWAHS SUMTHEENG, NO?

I geeteeng droonk cooz I cannut sleeps at nights...I ees au naturale vampeere. Soonlight ees for babbies. Pleh!

Oui, oui, oui, all my doocks are in ze little rows and now I can start ze ARTS again! Of coors:

- nows I be oosing Photyshoop, and
- a WHACKO arts tubleet, donatted by ze Mastaire Arteeste Guy CHOOK

So... eets ivvolved, ze whole thing. I learn nut to stress about eet joos goo wis ze floo. I may reverts to Paints eef I gets yelled at enoof.

Takes a look at zees, from ze Arts Guy CHOOK:



Ze guy... incredubble. Why he eesn't fahmuss and Fronch like me ees a crime oof natchoor and hummunty! MAKE ART, NOT... um,... stuff zat eesn't art.