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Everything you need to know that is wrong about the United Kingdom can be explained by the fact that the RSPCA (Royal Society for the Protection of Cruelty to Animals) predates the NSPCC (National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children) by nearly 100 years.
Everything you need to know about the difering approach to their genitalia that the genders exhibit is that where women have 'The Vagina Monologues', men have ...
... 'Puppetry of the Penis'.
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Everything you need to know about Language Log is explained by the fact that this thread is the reason Geoff Pullum suffers from a permanent erection.
"Why are there ghosts in the kitchen punching each other in the balls?" - Aidan, "Being Human"
"Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried."
- G.K. Chesterton
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