A mini-epic from February 23, 2005

The dream took place in New York City, even though I have no working knowledge of the city.

The main character and narrator was Joe Pesci.

Joe was taking a stroll down the streets of New York City.

"I was on my way to the city's downtown fair", he narrated, "Behind me were three yo-yos who seemed to have some sort of grudge against me. I got myself an ice cream on my way there."

A single scoop of vanilla. He was walking down some back alleys. The three dumb guys went to a fireworks store. They were pretty mad but completely clueless.

"How much for this gun?", asked the leader-of-the-pack, as he pointed to a real looking fake rifle, "I want to blow his brains out"

The store owner could only look in disbelief, "But that gun doesn't do anything", he said, pointing out it's plastic construction.

Two of the guys started looking around the fireworks shop. One of them found a cone full of a harmless plastique explosive material. He lifted the cover of the cone and the harmless explosive slipped out.

"Well you bought that one, boys", said the store owner.

Cut back to Joe. "The ice cream didn't agree with the heat and I threw up", he continued, "It landed right next to the turkey sandwich that I threw up last year". The "camera" moved over beside the vanilla ice cream vomit and sure enough, there is what was once the remains of an up-chucked turkey sandwich.

He walked inside a building. Two guys were in front of him. One guy was in back. The leader-of-the-pack had a shopping bag filled with two wooden blocks "glued together" with the harmless plastique. He handed the bag to Joe.

The boys were growing increasingly distressed and for some reason, saddened.

"I don't want it", said Joe as he passed it back to the leader. Joe and the three members started throwing the bag around as if it was a hot potato. These blocks with the plastique were obviously active and were ready to blow at any time. One of the boys threw the bag behind him, on to the stair case and everyone left the building in time for the staircase to explode.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has random actors show up in their dreams.

It's really weird. In the past, I've had Joe Pesci, Tim Robbins, Conan O'Brian and the Marx Brothers show up in my dreams.

I know I had Tom Cruise not that long ago, the Olsen Twins (posted 'em both here I think), I have also had Conan O'Brian! Wonder who else dreams about him? I also remember Jeff Goldblum and various punk people like Billie Joe Armstrong and Roger from Less than Jake. My sleeping mind is a fun, fun place.

Ok today, the world and coincedence if freaking me out.

I never normally dream about actors or famous peoples

But just a second ago i remembered my dream from last night, and Neil was in it, he was doing a reading, and hardly anyone else there knew who he was so i sat down on the floor, and then somehow the song 'cornflake girl' came on, and i hummed along to the music and was just about to start singing along, when i look and Tori is sitting next to me! (so i shut up very quickly)

Blah, and then i ended up hanging out with them, and somehow, lost my copy of Endless nights that i wanted to get signed, and regretting not having Good Omens with me.

And well crazyness i must have been spending too much time on the boards, to have neil and Tori on the brain.

I was trying very hard to sleep...

I pushed myself into a dream

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I was walking through a field of ...'this looks familiar...'

I come upon a wood and began to walk through it...'this looks familiar...'

I came upon the edge of the wood...it was a sandy cliff, I could see the lagoon an sandy beach beyond...'this looks familiar...'

I walked the beach...toes in the water feeling glorious. I wade up to my middle...'this looks familiar...'

Something prehistoric surfaces from the lagoon and turns menacingly toward me...'this certainly does NOT looks familiar...'

I scramble up the wooded shore line to obtain a protective distance...

My cat jumps past me right into the water...

I grab the cat forcefully and toss him back up the hill...all the while trying to get out of the prehistoric beasts reach...

I struggle to pull myself up...my upper body strength is failing me..

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I awake sweating...happy that my nightmares prove I got some sleep!

Here's one of my new favorite "Where did that come from?" type dreams.

I was in Satan's robot army. At some points in the dream I looked like myself, but at other times I was a huge metal robot with lasers and a jet pack. Satan looked a lot like "Beast" from the Tekken video games. He was a big hairy monster guy with dragon wings. The only real difference is that he had huge horns - at least as long as my arm. I was in Hell outside the cavern that Satan and one of his helpers were talking in. The helper looked a lot like the monster on the wing of the plane in that episode of the Twilight Zone, where William Shatner flips out. Except he's bigger, meaner, and greenish colored.
I overheard the two of them talking about how concerned they were that the robot minions were becoming too powerful. We were a group of super-intelligent robots who could upgrade ourselves, repair ourselves and eachother, and build new robots. So we were taking every piece of metal (we mined for the metal - since we were underground in Hell mining was pretty much the thing to do) and using it to make ourselves super-powerful. I ran off to warn the other robots that Satan was mad at us, and shortly after, Satan and his helper came in and told us to split up into two groups and go into two separate rooms. Somehow I knew that Satan was going to yell at one of the rooms and torch the other one.
I went into the room on the right and started looking around. I noticed that the room was really small and there was no back door and, therefore, no escape if Satan decided to torch that room. Realizing this, I ran out to the other room. On my way, I found two of my friends hiding under a sofa. I tried to join them, but they told me there was no room, so I continued to the next room over, and waited with the rest of the robots in that room. Satan saw my friends hide under the sofa and just looked amused by it. The room I went to had a back door, so I knew I would be relatively safe in there. Satan came yelled at my room, and I can only assume that he burned the other one, but I woke up before I found out for sure.

As a side note, both rooms had pictures on the walls and bowls of fruit on tables - which seems really out of place in Hell.

Two medical nightmares

March 1, 2005

I was laying on a metal exam table facing left, laying on my side.
My clothes were still on.
Beside were three organs that came from my body.
One heart and two lungs.
I saw a hand reach for the heart as it started beating.
There was excitement in the air and I suppose they were going to put it back in my body.
But then the heart stopped beating, so they put it back beside me.
The lungs looked like they were in poor shape.

February 27, 2005

I was at a vet with my cat, Abby.
The vet told me that the cat had cancer in her rear half of her body.
I was told that the cat didn't have long to live.

Okay. Imagine a cross between Alien vs Predator and an episode of Enterprise. With skytrains and white water rafting. ya, got that pictured, yeah. my mind is fucked.
So, the armies of Aliens and Predators were off for a showdown (apparently in the lower mainland area of Vancouver) but they weren't sure who would win, so they called in Enterprise to mediate. Captain Archer was pissed at both sides 'cause they randomly attacked the residents of the area (that for some reason were still carrying on with their regular lives, despite the coming battle of epic proportions). Anyway, apparently I was also one of these dumbasses hanging out and travelling on the sky train which was attacked. But the Aliens weren't going to kill us because they wanted to contact Archer, so they took us hostage until he showed up. Which he did and somehow got us released so we all hopped in big yellow rapid-type boats to slip by the armies and escape. I was leading the group and was getting out pretty good with the rest of the sky train people. However, as we were almost out, the Predators attacked. Archer appeared with Reed and Topol (i dunno how to spell her name) and redirected us, but the river went dry farther down and we had to start portaging.
Than my alarm went off and I stared at the ceilng wondering where my subconscious gets this crap. I haven't even seen Alien vs Predator!

I had a dream the other day that Tongster had amnesia, and I had to explain the board to him.

...

Among other things. Man was that embarassing.

woah.
that's just creepy...

I dreamt about posting. oh my god. I have to stop posting, I do it enough in waking life.

than I dreamt about someone trying to poisen me and looking for a yellow mouse...

Who is she?...from March 8, 2005
I was in my grandparents' house.
My grandpa wasn't there, but several other people were there.
One of them was a strawberry blonde young (probably between 18-24 years old) woman. She had shoulder length hair. She was 5'4", brown eyes and an average body. She looked cute. I have no idea who she is.
I was walking behind her with another girl.
She turns arouns to us, lifts up her shirt, and shows me her bra.
I didn't know if she was showing it to me or to the person behind me.
Then this strawberry blonde girl points directly to me and said "You're the only one supposed to see this."
So she gave me a "private viewing" in the kitchen.
I say that because there was still other people in the house, but it was a private moment between us.
Then we went into the living room.
I took her arm and pulled her near me.
He had our arms around each other.
She pulled up to me and whispered, "Would you like to put a pickle between these things? Would you like to put your pickle inside me? Or how about one of your cocks?"

So...I was in court getting ready for my case. A bunch of defendants had gathered in a corner waiting to be called.

Suddenly an attractive lady bursts into song

I'm Eurene!
I'm a fun loving gal I'm the Queen!
Once you know me you'll see what I mean!

As she was singing she was hiking up her skirt from her waist to to just under her breasts exposing her control-top hose and underwear.

Then she proceeded to say that she'd learned that in order to make people remember your name you had to make them spell it out.

A sardonic voice next to me said "Yeah yeah...gimme a U"

I looked over and saw that the displeased woman next to me had written on her note pad U-R-I-N-E...

I laughed myself awake.

LOL

and i thought i had crazy dreams. wow.



yesterday my dream involved a math class, a cave, and lots of cookies, but that's all i can remember about it.

Now that is a sketch-dream, Nel

Nel wins wierd dream of the month I think...

I had a dream (which in no way rivals that wierdness) but, anyway... OK, so I was kidnapped. By these two guys... But, there were other people there too being kidnapped. And well, I was being held in my basement... and they were sleeping in my room. And I was sitting in the basement, when I snuck out through a door that isn't in my house really... and I was driving down the highway and then I was in a hospital. And the kidnapper was there. And it turned into a cartoon chase scene. You know, i go in a door, come out another while he goes in the door, comes out a different one... and it just sort of went on like that.

Last night I had a dream that I was going to see the "Fantastic Four" movie, but that the movie would not start, because they hdad too much stuff, ie: commercials and previews, to show before the movie. I eventually realized that this was a plot of Victor Von Doom to prevent the Fantastic Four from ever coming into existence, and that I needed to stop him somehow. I don't remember the rest of the dream.

Last night I had two strange dreams...In the first one everybody was trying to kill me and in the second I was trying to get hold of my girlfriend, but I never could...

The other night I dreamed that the true identity of Darth Vader is

Squiggy from Laverne and Shirley.