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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member  |
And much like the moon cycles and the never-ceasing tides and the menstruating, so doth the new Hut keep coming back.... *the old Hut burns into the ground with a cleansing fire* *minutes later, a new Hut springs forth from the womb of the earth* _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | ||
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| Dane Cook's Final Horcrux Member  |
*bleeds everywhere* wait... is that not..? ooh, okay, I'll, um, get a cloth... ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough | |||
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| *102 gold stars* Member  |
 Hermits have no peer pressure | |||
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| Part-time avant garde shrubbery inspector who breaths fire and lets out a mighty YAHR! Member  |
*cough cough* Wow. I'm tempted to get this sort of cake for my daughter now and I'm DISTURBED by this.. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Discordian Priestess, Keeper of the Golden Pine-Apple. Has Been Assimilated. blog or not | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
Omigod. That's just..... Words are failing..... That blobby red rose and the blobby red border makes it perfect. *makes note in Mod Book of Stars to give Cav some more* _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
PIN THE OVARIES ON THE UTERUS! I'm torn between being very impressed and very.... .... I don't know what the other thing is. I am rather disappointed it's only for period newbies. Why isn't there a party pack for us Menses Mavens? _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| Rumble Fish Member |
grumblegrumble *eats chocolate* *drinks tea* *lies around nursing cramps* *is far too clingy* | |||
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| Aufero vestri dmno manuum a meus antenna Member |
*makes the greenrobot a nice red period cake* Mmmmm! It's chocolate! _____________________________ "I know that people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones blah blah blah.... but THAT guy is paranoid!" -- Agent Fox Mulder | |||
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| meticulously avoids clarity Member  |
Surely it should be red velvet! | |||
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| Lagomorphic wannabe Member  |
Oh, thank you Cavenagh - I still think you are the funniest in this place. I can't stop laughing! ********* Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. Kurt Vonnegut | |||
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| Companion to owls Member  |
Oh man.. A Mense Party could be so AWESOME!  | |||
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| failed to read the expository information *croak* Member  |
I... I'm not sure whether to laugh or be very, very disturbed. I think I'll settle for a nice compromise. "Sir, I think you've gone mad with power." "Of course I have. Have you ever gone mad without power? It's boring, nobody listens to you!" DA | |||
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| Weirdy American Tart Thing Member  |
I'll settle for disturbed. I would like my uterus to either get on with it or perhaps remove it entirely. It's not doing its job properly and the only way I can have a period is by taking drugs. Which give me massive, bloaty cramps from Hell. And my doctor doesn't seem to care. I've told him that I get these pains that feel like something is gnawing me from the inside out and he just blows it off as "middleschmerz" Er... I've had awful periods (and rather sporadic ones) all my life, but I've never felt nibbling before. And after decades of pain killers, I'm mostly oblivious to pain - this pain will buckle my knees. Yes, I know I should go see some other doctor, but I hate doctors. I hate explaining all my stoopid problems only to have them hand me yet more pills. Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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| Vampiric Scottie-bat trainer Member  |
Personally, I'm going with "awed at the disturbingness (disturbity?)" of that party set. It's so disturbing it's cool! It's just the mood I'm in right now. Ask me again in five minutes... ****************************************************************** Mid-life crisis? I haven't gotten over birth trauma yet. - Lester Zombie ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice. 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' | |||
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| Rumble Fish Member |
eurgh. i hate cramps. and i especially hate cramps at work. | |||
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| is irreducibly complex Member  |
*finally locates thread* *collapses* [fetal position]craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamps[fetal position] ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ Weeble: Vibrant and bouncy, like something one would find valiantly trying to escape from a Disney geneticist's specimen freezer. - Pelham Bleatwell, Esq. Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants | |||
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| Weirdy American Tart Thing Member |
despite the ridiculous mood swings, the extreme irritability and the wrenching cramps - and taking the drugs for several days (took the last one four days ago) my period is a no show! I really hate my uterus. Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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| The Lost Singer of ABBA Member  |
i really am happy that usually it's just that my back hurts on the first day... and that i'm more irritable than usual.. i think it's more inconvenient that my breasts hurt for several days before it starts.. @ maeve: a friend of mine also had sporadic periods and the doctor said that she had too much testosterone... maybe that's your problem as well | |||
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| Weirdy American Tart Thing Member |
Supposedly they tested that when the sucked my blood and he said it was "fine". Of course, he also doesn't give a hoot that despite my high pain tolerance levels, these cramps will nearly buckle my knees... I know, I need a proper ladybits doctor, but I hate going to the doctor... Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. The brain: not always amenable to logic. ~Hive | |||
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