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So apparently with early menopause comes adult-onset acne??? Who knew? Wish I had insurance. If I'm lucky, it's not adult-onset acne, it's flesh-eating virus. Yay!


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Now men can experience it, too!

"Fitted with a blood dispensing mechanism and lower-abdomen-stimulating electrodes, the Menstruation Machine is a device which simulates the pain and bleeding of an average 5 day menstruation process of a human (As a female designer I have done my best to simulate my own, at least)."

The Menstruation Machine


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Now men can experience it, too!

"Fitted with a blood dispensing mechanism and lower-abdomen-stimulating electrodes, the Menstruation Machine is a device which simulates the pain and bleeding of an average 5 day menstruation process of a human (As a female designer I have done my best to simulate my own, at least)."

The Menstruation Machine


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Wow. Creepy. And... painful.

I'm feeling like a traitor to my gender for confessing this, but I've only had what I thought was probably a decent menstrual cramp once in my whole life... after I decided I didn't buy the whole story of needing to avoid inverse asanas during your period. Well, it turned out those yogis knew what they were talking about after all. Ow.


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guh, Aunt Flo is kicking my butt this month.
what gives???

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I'm considering these thingys but I'm worried that they might leak? Also, it says you can use them for sex (although doesn't absolutely guarantee they will work, which pertains to anything other than sterilisation or abstinence...)

I remember using the Sponge contraceptive a long time ago and it was OK. A bit weird because it seemed too big, and a bit awkward to use, but these things are trim-able. Not so sure I'd use the homemade spermicide recipes though.




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dear AF -

you suck, giving me terrible cramps and making me feel so weird.
thanks for being slightly more normal now and please just hurry up and go away...


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I've been ambushed by my period. It just snuck up and attacked.




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Mine is due any day and I'm PMSing HARD CORE.


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It was supose to start on Monday (the first day at a new job) but it started today. I have never been so happy to feel so crappy.


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Well....I stopped using the magic pill that made the monthly pain and gruesomeness disappear altogether cuz we wants to makes da babies. But I'm sooo very not pregnant right now. ouch.


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Mine is due any day and I'm PMSing HARD CORE.

Ooooh the PMS. My *least* favorite. Cramps and backpain i can deal with. But *not* that. Ugh.
*And huggles the Alaura*


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Well....I stopped using the magic pill that made the monthly pain and gruesomeness disappear altogether cuz we wants to makes da babies. But I'm sooo very not pregnant right now. ouch.

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Hooray I'm not Preggers time again.

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AAAAARGH.

Pain.


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AAAAARGH.

Pain.

I agree, only i've started to add a splitting headach into the mix.


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Well this coupled with the "i have no anxiety medication" = guess who's been a crazy bitch lately.


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I was going to find and bump this yesterday. I actually got the doubled over in pain thing on Sunday, flood on monday. Dealing with puppy has been interesting, she managed to get into the garbage once, nothing more disturbing than a puppy chewing on your blood.
 
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So I have meds again, I feel much more even keel. But the cramps are killing me today.


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ok. i have the most tender and sore boobs of anyone in the whole world right now. today i had HORRIBLE stomach upsettyness.

i'm beginning to wonder if these two things aren't inextricably linked. if so, i want it all to stop, because these stomach upsets? they are VILE. i go from being completely fine to being almost unable to move without trouble. it's horrible. it's messy. it's embarrassing. thank GOD that each time it's happened so far, i've been inside my own house. (and so far, at least IN the bathroom). god, i'm so worried that one day i'll get that stomach rumbly feeling of bad things about to happen when i'm out of the house, in the office, or otherwise not in a Safe Place.

sorry if all that was tmi, but really, i'm fed up. does anyone else have this same problem?


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