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SIMP Squirrels In My Pants


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I shouldn't have made a downpayment on the elephant.


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At least you won't forget your monthly bill. And you can pay it off one bite at a time.


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"Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"�
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I'm tellin' ya, this Vamp is like new. Only 20k bites, and it comes with an unlifetime guarantee.


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I think this world's stuck on "suck" instead of "drain." But that's just a guess.


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You just put your lisp together and blow.


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They call him "The Whithler".


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I tawt I taw a puddy tat


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PUDDING!


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David Walliams



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Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough
 
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David Lynch


(not his real name)
 
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Strange Fruit


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Durian.


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John and John


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Johnson & Johnson Baby Oil


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If they make olive oil by smashing olives, how do they make baby oil?


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Heyla, JP

We make our oil out of only the finest bebes!


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fish oil's made from fish

fish swim inna ocean

therefore fish are a living oil spill

THEREFORE WE MUST KILL ALL FISHIES TO PROTECT THE F-... uh,... THE OCEANOSPHERE.
 
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Fish heads, fish head rolly polly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yum.


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