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Knows what a real civil war should be
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He took my balls! Frown

 
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"Great Balls Of Wire". That's a good song.


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You know what's another good song? This.



Takes ZERO talent to sing it and you get better crooning it when your drunk.
 
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I'd say that "Zero Talent" was his strongest talent. As one of little talent, I know whereof I speak.


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You speak too highly of yourself, Les. You lactate superfluous talent from everywhere. You have to get well-zeroed to become a zero like this zero.
 
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I lived with a hairdresser called Zero once upon a time.


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The Hairdresser's Paradox: if your hairdresser cuts half your hair, then half of the remaining uncut hair, then half of the remaining uncut hair etc., does he ever finish?


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We scraped along like rats, but now we will soar like eagles... eagles on pogo sticks!
 
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Only if he's Finnish.


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No, he's Danish now


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Is he a great Dane?


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he's mediocre


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Articial Sweden-er


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There's nor way to top that.


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let's Denmark this thread for the black hole of punnery it's become


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Well, I know I'm Finnish-ed


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You're saying I prepared all this food & now you're not Hungary?


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I appreciate the fact that you wanted to Fiji.
 
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Kenya tell me what time it is?


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Don't these puns just Caracas up?


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Beez hates going to the Mali of America.
 
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