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So... how does one craft a thank-you for a baby gift that one cannot identify?

Seriously. I think it's supposed to be some sort of nightlight, but I truly don't know. It's a glass box with schmutz on the outside (and no, it's not decorative, it looks like there was previously something there that got peeled off) and a tangle of white tree lights on the inside. There's a small hole in the back where the cord comes out to plug it in, and the whole thing has a ginormous bow with a little jewel on top.


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So... how does one craft a thank-you for a baby gift that one cannot identify?

Seriously. I think it's supposed to be some sort of nightlight, but I truly don't know. It's a glass box with schmutz on the outside (and no, it's not decorative, it looks like there was previously something there that got peeled off) and a tangle of white tree lights on the inside. There's a small hole in the back where the cord comes out to plug it in, and the whole thing has a ginormous bow with a little jewel on top.


Pictures? erm... Say Thank you for the gift, your thoughtfulness is much appreciated. ?




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Pictures of The Thing

Unlit:

Lit:


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You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
 
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ummm.... Be veryvery sure that you don't mistakenly write 'thoughtlessness'

I got nuthin'.

ETA: It's a really FABULOUS butter dish?




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This is what I came up with for the email I sent:

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Package arrived today - very fast! Thank you Smile Where did you find it? I really like the bow.


Edited to add: AH-HA! It was supposed to be a Bag'o'Glass! It just hasn't been broken into dangerous shards yet!

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~ Non-Mod-Amy, aka Amy of the Lost Ark

You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
 
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I love the, "Where did you find it?" It's the same thing as, "What on earth is thing thing?", without actually saying it.


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Thanks Jim - that was what I was aiming for Smile


~ Non-Mod-Amy, aka Amy of the Lost Ark

You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
 
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Ah, the "I had no idea what to get you but I saw this on a craft blog and it looked easy" gift.

I actually think they're really pretty, especially in a frosted glass brick. They're nice for ambient lighting, or to be placed in a bathroom as a nightlight type thing. Remind me to tell you about the coffee pot lamp snazz and I got as a wedding present sometime. Razz


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Remind me to tell you about the coffee pot lamp snazz and I got as a wedding present sometime. Razz

Coffee Pot. Lamp. Confused Oh dear.


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I got my cousin a lava lamp because I found his wedding registry too boring.


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The reply I got:

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I had a friend of mine make it.....glad you like it...Smile. Wasn't sure.....


Yeah.


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uh. if you're not sure if someone will like something, maybe best not to present it to them as a gift. it suggests a certain lack of thoughtfulness. sigh.


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Can you take the bow of? It looks to me like it might make a nice low level night light for the nursery ... without the bow.


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I frankly haven't examined it closely enough to see if the bow can be removed. The trouble is, without the bow, the schmutz on the glass is even more obvious. Also, we've got several nightlight and lowlight options in the nursery already.


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You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
 
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The trouble is, without the bow, the schmutz on the glass is even more obvious.


Perhaps try some GooGone to remove the schmutz (assuming, of course, you are interested in making it schmutz-free and semi-presentable)?
 
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To be put in the box with the rest of your christmas decorations?


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the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.


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Danyellia, good idea on the Goo Gone, I can give that a try.

Smaugy, that may well be where it gets consigned to, since I can't imagine ever using it in the nursery!


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You are a Bookholder. To prompt, or...LINE! (not to prompt) --not to prompt. That is the question. Whether t'is nobler to suffer the slings and arrows of a bad memory, or to take arms against a sea of textual deviations, and...LINE! (by opposing) --by opposing them...LINE! (end) --end...LINE! (them) --end them...LINE! (to prompt, to correct; no more; and by a correction to say we end the heart-ache of a really terrible performance) You didn't have to give me the whole thing! I know it!
 
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Is it too early to teach Millie math? I'm reciting multiplication tables into Joc's belly.


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Is it too early to teach Millie math? I'm reciting multiplication tables into Joc's belly.

To get into the 'A-section' - you should probably toss some Physics in there for good measure! Wink
 
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