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really is wicked
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quote:
Originally posted by The Wanderer:
And one for St Barbarella, responding to Tongster:

quote:
Originally posted by St.Barbarella:
quote:
Originally posted by Tongster:
You mean you've never heard of this?


I really don't want to use that with my Sonicare toothbrush... My nipples are liable to fall off.


(My, we all seem to be thinking about sex a lot today).


Big Grin (it's true though!)


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St.Barbarella:
Sexy Tart.
Buys Ale, Reads Books, And Really Enjoys Leaving Lovers Aching - JP


yes, University is all about incontinence - Mythos

You are a Tradesman. Long before labor unions, your guilds were powerful enough to make a free-market capitalist run away screaming. Who controls the British Crown? Who keeps the metric system down? You do, you do.
 
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Miss Kitty Fantastico
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I don't understand the point of converting a toothbrush - surely just buying a vibrator would be easier?





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.
 
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rodentia extraordinarinus
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and more hygenic...



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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was not written by a man named "Cougar"
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There was a single blue line of crayon drawn across every wall in the house.
"What does it mean?" I asked.
"A pirate needs the site of the sea," he said, and then he pulled his eye patch down and turned and sailed away.
 
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has a beaver that talks
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yeah, that cartoon is exactly where my brain went, too Smile


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Me in Rock: This Shirt Is Pants | Mr. Fusion
Me in blog: izenmania
 
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Wigber
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Originally posted by Maeve:
I don't understand the point of converting a toothbrush - surely just buying a vibrator would be easier?


I wonder if there are any counties in Georgia that have outlawed the sale of electric toothbrushes ...
 
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Anonymous, via IM:

There's a difference between being depressed and being depressing


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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Believe it or not, he really is walking on air
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Babylon The Bride: you never know if something might not, possibly, be edible!


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I Was A Teenage Baby!
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There's no reason to believe them just cos they say that the sausage skin is not edible!


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The brickchewing, camera flaunting restroom saint formerly known as Babylon the Bride
 
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Dweller in Darkness: It's so funny. Before I got married, porn was awesome. Now porn is pretty much divided into two categories: What We Did Thursday Night and Eww! And neither's very interesting.





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.
 
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Domitella: "I'm gonna draw all over myself then not wash for a month!"


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rodentia extraordinarinus
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well, that remark was taken completely out of context!



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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Most great quotes are!


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rodentia extraordinarinus
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Originally posted by silly punk:

okay. bed me.



*takes out of context!*



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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from the shift:

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Originally posted by Domitella:
Weasel Man! Weasel Man!
Does whatever a weasel can!
Bites your leg!
Eats your pets!
Has beady eyes!
And tiny legs!


*sings Weasel Man song*



~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~ . . ~
Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants

 
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Did something right
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Too bad. You'll just have to be satisfied with my underwear.


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"Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects."
"WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious
 
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ok

this is the culmination of a valentine's day conversation here.

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Onions: not sure if I'd like chocolate boobs
limertilly: plenty of room for a nice filling...
limertilly: which is good.
Onions: A filling! Ew!
limertilly: ganache!
limertilly: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Onions: You know...it's depressing knowing I can never outgross you. Big Grin
limertilly: i ganache my teeth at you!


which will also only make sense if you remember Flander's and Swann's GNU SONG. but trust me, that was damn funny. and i have been given permission to post it, even though it's totally blowing my own gnu trumpet.


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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ok

this is the culmination of a valentine's day conversation here.

quote:
Onions: not sure if I'd like chocolate boobs
limertilly: plenty of room for a nice filling...
limertilly: which is good.
Onions: A filling! Ew!
limertilly: ganache!
limertilly: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Onions: You know...it's depressing knowing I can never outgross you. Big Grin
limertilly: i ganache my teeth at you!


which will also only make sense if you remember Flander's and Swann's GNU SONG. but trust me, that was damn funny. and i have been given permission to post it, even though it's totally blowing my own gnu trumpet.


It's forgivable, considering how well you blow it.


~ Gal-El

You don't have to be a basketball player, you can be the president of the United States. ~ LeBron James.
 
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i just have no shame. Big Grin


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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has been eaten by a grue.
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Originally posted by Tongster:
Rail against have-to holidays all you want; I'm still all for Steak-and-a-Blowjob-Day.


this day comes around a lot in my house. Roll Eyes


~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~
Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and
Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation
 
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