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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry
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So let me get this straight.

You want the spider in your bra to jump from your bra into my pants, devour something in my pants, and then return to its home in your bra?

I think I need to lie down.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry
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Originally posted by Domitella:
yes! they are adorable!

*is sad the girl didn't get photos*


So am I.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ."

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Originally posted by Unc Mork:
So let me get this straight.

You want the spider in your bra to jump from your bra into my pants, devour something in my pants, and then return to its home in your bra?

I think I need to lie down.


*violent snortgiggle*

Mark! Everyone in the office is looking at me funny now, and it's all YOUR fault! *bunnehpoints*


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You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living!
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'
 
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Originally posted by Cobalt:
quick! nobody make out with me! or, uh...lick my eyes.


Big Grin



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Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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Me: someone just came to give me a new cable
remotepush: for laptop? for network? for hanging yourself?

(I wish...)


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well, you do seem to be having one of those weeks.



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if you blended the board together, and made it into people it would be aces!


Blended board is people! IT'S PEOPLE!!!


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From Ophelia's Vengeance, in the "project replies" thread:
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Oh Bowie, you deserve a good top mounting, not a poor man's dry mount.


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Who thought limericks were too long.

- Gerard Benson.
 
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*snerk* Hive beat me to it! Although I misread the last bit as "dry hump"





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


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Originally posted by Mystery Guest:
Drugs are bad kids!

put different emphasis on different words...
Smile i likes it.
 
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El Leprechaun:

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RAWRRRR!!!
No more serious conversations. None. Go away.
Silliness! Pineapples! Fart jokes! Running around! Caffeine! Small talk and charm!



boogers.





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Mystery Guest:
Drugs are bad kids!

put different emphasis on different words...
Smile i likes it.


"Drugs are BAD...kids!" Eek

Stay off the fertility drugs!
 
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from Dweller:
Seriously! Don't get me wrong, I'm sure Ledger does a great job and all, but I'm showing up because I expect to see an overly intense man dressed like a flying rat kicking bad guys around!

Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin
 
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good on ya, twin. I wanted to quote that, too. Big Grin


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i'm still giggling over that actually... I must be feeling the caffiene or something... Big Grin
 
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from MG

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A pox on your TARDIS!


only here would that be a suitable pox!


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scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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TARDISitis?



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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Said as a threat:
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Originally posted by Maeve:
I'll just go round up the tortoises and get the honey.


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Who thought limericks were too long.

- Gerard Benson.
 
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Well, in my twisted imagination, it is! Big Grin





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


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