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Royko says (4:06 AM):
i learned that if you act like you know what you're doing, most people will think you do
Royko says (4:07 AM):
and the corollary, anyone you see acting like they know what they are doing, you should probably assume they don't
 
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Originally posted by El Leprechaun:
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Royko says (4:06 AM):
i learned that if you act like you know what you're doing, most people will think you do
Royko says (4:07 AM):
and the corollary, anyone you see acting like they know what they are doing, you should probably assume they don't


I ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

(What I don't know is why. )


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Originally posted by supersnazz: fiend for rawk!:
Another winner:

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seriously, if my computer gets any slower I'm just going to hire a fucking monkey if he has his own abacus


bwah ha ha!!


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IMing with Captain Crash this morning:

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8:44:38 AM Crash: 0222222222222222222222222222222e got a kitten yester56600000000000000000
8:44:45 AM Crash: ... exactly


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Maybe it's partially due to how tired I am at the moment, but I found quite a bit of dry amusement at this line that Jena used in IM:

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Jen: oooo, I'm gonna have pics to show you of the dress I'm almost wearing this weekend Wink
(seriously, I have to be pinned and taped into it)



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upon the woes of ladies' undergarments:

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Originally posted by silly punk:
underwire pokage is the most terrible of all underwear failures.


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you beat me to it! Big Grin



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*dances about slightly in front of Domi*


~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~
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Mr Snazz

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[22:18] Joe the Snazz: BABEH IN MAH BELLAH



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A part of an IM conversation with Nyssa and myself being silly as usual.

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Nyssa: *poke*
Nyssa: *poke poke poke*
Nyssa: *poke poke poke poke poke poke*
Nyssa: *pokey poke poke*
Nyssa: *poke poke pokesmackpoke*
James: *Tickle*
James: *Smack*
Nyssa: eeeeee!
Nyssa: hey!!
Nyssa: that wasn't nice at all!!
James: You smacked me so I smacked you
Nyssa: you also tickled me!!!!
James: For all the pokes
Nyssa: but... I didn't tickle you
James: 1 tickle for all those pokes = you getting off pretty light. Razz
Nyssa: but a tickle is much meaner than a poke!
James: So that should make it about even for 17 pokes. Razz
Nyssa: well...
Nyssa: hmph
Nyssa: I think 1 tickle equals 17 pokes AND a smack
James: Sure about that exchange rate?
Nyssa: yes
James: *Pokes you 17 times then smacks you* Okay, go ahead and tickle me and we'll be even. Smile
James: <-- Is a genius.
Nyssa: AH!!!
Nyssa: that's not fair at all!!!!!
Nyssa: it doesn't count since you're not ticklish!!!!
James: Well I didn't set these rules, you did!



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this is just more proof that you're a jerk you know Razz

I'd also point out this quote from the IM to anyone who doubts that this man is pure evil

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James: I haven't gotten to indulge my dog kicking habit in ages! *Kicks*


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You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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I prefer the term diabolical mastermind. Wink Big Grin



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I still prefer the term pure evil. Not only does it just fit better... but calling you "mastermind" would be like saying that you're smart. Razz Wink


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
~~~-------~~~
Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
-------~~-----
"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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Do you really want to accuse me of being dumb when I have a tendency to outsmart you so easily, Nyssa chan? Wink Razz



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No, I'd rather just stick to calling you evil. That's your best trait after all.


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
~~~-------~~~
Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
-------~~-----
"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
~~~------~~~
You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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Originally posted by supersnazz: fiend for rawk!:
IMing with Captain Crash this morning:

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8:44:38 AM Crash: 0222222222222222222222222222222e got a kitten yester56600000000000000000
8:44:45 AM Crash: ... exactly


hahaha




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'tapata: I can smell mojo. You got it.
me: *giggles *
what does mojo smell like?
'tapata: cinnamon


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Mary [hasn't seen Dr Who yet] says: i posted in enabling
Mary [hasn't seen Dr Who yet] says: if i get in trouble i'm blaming you

Liz says: Big Grin
Liz says: awesome
Liz says: (after reading comment in enabling thread) you are my hero
Mary [hasn't seen Dr Who yet] says: that's possibly the most worrying thing you've ever said to me
Liz says: Big Grin
Liz says: you are now even more my hero
Liz says: you are so getting quoted


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its a reminder to her friends not to tell her spoilers (as I understand it Big Grin)


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scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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