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knows there is no spoon
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I was pretty amused by Punk's bit early in the babies thread:

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domi just equated babies to WIDGET!

SHE IS FROM THE DEEPEST DARKEST PLACES WHERE ONLY EVIL LIVES! not even lightweight evil. heavyweight KO in the first round evil with a suckerpunch of pure evil.


P.S. Widget, widget, widget! Wink Big Grin



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Domi - here, if only because it should be a genuine newspaper headline in some alternate universe, somewhere:

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It's not like thay say "Gay politician, Peter Mandelson, who prefers gentlemen, is to return to the cabinet..."


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Big Grin



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Syme, in the Soulmates thread (duh.) Posted here in its entirety:

You have a soulmate? Great, me too. Let's race 'em! Big Grin
 
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Big Grin

quote:
Originally posted by Domitella:
I had a penis


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Originally posted by Thirith & His Enormous Tibia:my homoerotic senses are pretty rudimentary

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Originally posted by aisha:
Zombies, rum and tender kisses have defined the tone of our relationship ever since.
 
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the ever quotatious guinea pig.

quote:
quote:
Originally posted by Nel Gurgle:
Cold curry?

Well I suppose it could be like cold pizza.

Domi:
my child, it surpasses cold pizza. I think baby Jesus also has it after nap time.



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scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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Big Grin

but tut on your code, ma'am! tut!



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I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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I have a mental image now of baby Jesus sucking on Mary's engorged curried tit.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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You have naughty thoughts about saints and their lady bits! Eek


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I have tasty thoughts!

*wonders if Mary's bra is made from naan bread*



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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would Mary have had a bra at all?


~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~
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yep, but it would have been like a wide bandage. Also, the Romans thought putting them on your head cured things.



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I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
 
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I always thought curry (and boobies) were medicinal.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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*imagines romans putting curry on their head*


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scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead.  ~ Cav

Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence.  It does not make me a superhero!  ~ Domitella


 
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quote:
Originally posted by silly punk:
*imagines romans putting curry on their head*


And baby Jesus scrambling onto their heads to lick it off.



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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wouldn't baby Jesus be able to just...God-magic the curry off their heads?


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That's why the Romans didn't curry to him; their heads hurt!
 
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quote:
Young man, I am a historian.


Big Grin


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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

when's spring due?.
 
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Limertilly on feeling ill but clutching a hot water bottle:

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I feel like shite, warmed up



"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980
 
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . .
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Domi, to Punk
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You can't eat me! You're a vegetarian! I'll make you sick!


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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