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Not me or Matrix, but our roommate:

"One of the hazards of trying to do it on carpet with a bent stick."

I leave it to you readers to give that a context.


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Damn peer pressure
 
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will crush you with her mighty shoe
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Aisha in the Shift Thread:
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I don't know if I can look another noodle in the eye.


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"Don't be surprised if your son gets his butt kicked by a rabbit one of these days."
-Zoe to her mother in Baby Blues
 
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Oestre sparagmos!
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Royko:

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Although at this point I'm on record as saying I think the entire Iranian election was an elaborate marketing stunt for Twitter.


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"Fairytales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten"

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Sillypunk in actual life:

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i like crumbly bottoms


what do you mean, you want context?

oh, ok. she was talking about cheesecake. you see now how that has spoiled it?


"Are you a princess? I said & she said I'm much more than a princess, but you don't have a name for it yet here on earth."

-Brian Andreas


Limertilly: A pagan deity forgotten by man and therefore banished to the realms of memory and darkness now remembered by a young girl in downtown L.A. in the form of a dream and therefore freed to reap your revenge on the people who discarded you, thereby forcing said girl to learn to use her innate yet awesome powers as a soothsayer to gather forces of the Earth to defy you and once more banish you to your cold, cold prisoooooon
 
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has no knowledge of the Munich Incident, so stop asking
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Syme:
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librarians go 'book book book'


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Technical Person Lady Chick Thing
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Llama: well it's just not a movie without a midget...


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Special Agent Denise Bryson (as played by David Duchovny): Coop, I may be wearing a dress, but I still pull my panties on one leg at a time, if you know what I mean.
Special Agent Dale Cooper: Not really.
 
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Vampiric Scottie-bat trainer

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Royko: International intrigue deserves to be sung.


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You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living!
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'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice
'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here'
 
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Melittosphex sapiens
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Ramblin' Phoenix:
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Because nothing makes me thirsty like robots killing every human on earth.


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"In science, there are no universal truths, just views of the world that have yet to be shown to be false" - J Forshaw & B Cox.
 
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Because I am wicked...


His Noodle Girl (via IM): I keep stroking it in public. Big Grin


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My BAG. My beautiful butterfly BAG. Anyone would stroke it in public!
That's why I need to hug it to myself!


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I like it maybe 63 percent!
 
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Administrator and Boardie of the Year 2009
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Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:

That's because we don't reek of desperation. Mostly because it's masked by the pine-scented potpourri we put out every morning, but, still, it works.


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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

the parrot... ...gets tiresome.
the parrot... ...i ate him.


CHIKKINZ?
 
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Originally posted by Maeve:
It does get rather annoying when you're almost on the verge of climaxing and then it just disappears, like sneezes that never quite happen.


I love you, Maeve.


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At the SDCC '09 from Saint Nightwalker:

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"My mammoths are bigger!"


~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~_=_~



 
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Miss Kitty Fantastico
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quote:
Originally posted by Thirith & His Enormous Tibia:
Cats, cats, cats, cats,
Wonderful cats, cats, cats,
Glorious, wonderful cats, cats,
cats CATS CATS CATS
CAAAAAAAATS!



It just made me grin. Smile




sweet dreams. make waves. find bliss. ~Neil Finn


Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies.
 
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Jocelyn, in the proposal stories thread:
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I laugh when I'm extra happy, because the joy won't stay in
This made me smile.


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Weeble: Vibrant and bouncy, like something one would find valiantly trying to escape from a Disney geneticist's specimen freezer. - Pelham Bleatwell, Esq.

Weeble Song! Sing along! ~ courtesy Snazzy Snazzypants

 
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is tired of these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane
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quote:
me: i'm accusing joe of being a beardface
Nicole: A fair accusation, I would say!
me: he went away Frown
Nicole: Maybe the beard has simply become sentient, grown over him and walked off.
me: possibly on the way to work, since he took a half day on tuesday so he could go mini golfing
Nicole: Mini golfing is worth it!
me: possibly also more probable than your interesting evaluation of the situation
Nicole: I suppose so


quote:

me: FACE
Joseph: YES FACE
me: BEARDFACE!
Joseph: That's my face! Beardful!
me: yup
Joseph: doot doot doo
[he goes away for a bit]
me: yay! you are back!
me: nicole and i had a dicsussion about your beard and its possibility of turning sentient
Joseph: It could happen! And then it would COME FOR AMY


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Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple.
-scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav
-Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella
-The key thing to remember about historians is that we are entirely capable of being objective, empirical and batshit crazy. ~ Dr. Marvinmarymac
 
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Smartest woman in the world.
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quote:
Originally posted by Weeble:
Jocelyn, in the proposal stories thread:
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I laugh when I'm extra happy, because the joy won't stay in
This made me smile.


Laughing is way more charming than the other ways it could come out, trust me.
 
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
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ME (at work, to computer): You know what, access to your MUM is denied. That's why aaall the boys are complaining!

WORKMATES: *funny looks*



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Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough
 
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Bet you can't guess who said THIS one:

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if I had a cock I'd never stop slapping people with it!


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Me in blog: izenmania
 
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux
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I was not the one who brought up cocks!



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tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz
I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison
Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com
Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough
 
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