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quote:
Originally posted by Lady Jasmine:
bah! Hell don't scare me...I figure all the fun people are probably there anyway :-P


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knows there is no spoon
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Originally posted in Silverfoot's blog:

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and for some reason, I felt compelled to find out what Meriam Webster had to say about soul mates...

Main Entry: soul mate
Function: noun
: a person temperamentally suited to another


fuckoff, that's it?

I hearby renounce all faith in that dictionary...


Amen! Big Grin



James

Wandering, but not lost.

"You are a Knight Errant. All of the fun of rescuing damsels, and none of the paperwork."
 
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and the Case of the Rotting Seafood Platter
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took me awhile to pick up that one... heheh.. that's pretty good.


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"Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don't learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a rejection of the world because we are afraid it will hurt us or disappoint us. Cynics always say no. But saying 'yes' begins things. Saying 'yes' is how things grow. Saying 'yes' leads to knowledge."
~Stephen Colbert
 
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Did something right
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quote:
Originally posted by Dweller in Darkness:
Well, Al, I know I'd be missing having sex with me at this point.


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"It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices."
"Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects."
"WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious
 
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Knows what a real civil war should be
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So I'm quoting myself. I don't care. Razz

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MORONS WITH PHD'S ARE DANGEROUS! Mad
 
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Composer-in-training
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quote:
Originally posted by aitapata:
quote:
Originally posted by Mischief... just mischief:
is there anywhere where people are just hanging out and chatting today?



Um. My office. We've also got doritos.
 
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is in perfect karmic alignment
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Dear ex,
My books. Back. Now please. I know you're in Belfast, 'cause I was talking to your housemate. My books, as***le. Brought to my house. SOON.

by Marymac


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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Yahr!
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quote:
Originally posted by The Prez:

What bothers me is that both major parties continuously prop up candidates that are more concerned about their own agendas rather than leadership. And I know from living around Philly that voter fraud is extremely common - the dead vote and the living are intimidated - enough to make me wonder if my absentee ballot was ever counted (it took me three applications to get it). I'm 100% against voter fraud regardless of the culprit.

Political corruption irritates the hell outta me. For example, a Green Party candidate for the House Rep PA 6th district was never put on the ballot (I'm friends with candidate Dorothy Scheiber's son so this is how I know this) because the local Dems belived her to be a viable threat for the seat. They kept her candidcacy application tied up in litigation and she was never put on the ballot. Dumbass me thought she dropped out for health reasons so I didn't even write her in. Mad Frown

Bleh.


Ahahahahahaha!!!!

*Wheeze*

Haahahahahaha


~ Gal-El

You don't have to be a basketball player, you can be the president of the United States. ~ LeBron James.
 
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . .
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Hee. I made the list. With a death threat. Man.


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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is in perfect karmic alignment
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Yeah Marymac...
I laughed and laughed when i saw that post.
You're not the only one whose books still reside with an impossible ex.
Now i'll have to go and scour for some more really good posts...


~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko
 
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . .
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...I have a very special message to all the people who voted for Bush because "he's a good Christian." You bunch of fucking plinths. The man lied. He's a thief, and a liar. He's pugnacious. He doesn't listen to wise counsel. He isn't suitable to be an usher in our church, let alone leader of the free world, but you voted for him anyway, I guess because he says the word God a lot. You bunch of fucking plinths.

Dweller and his electoral frustration.
I particularly love 'You fucking plinths'


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You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend!
 
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*glares at Dweller*

Proud of yourself?


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People voted for a candidate based on a false pretense that he's a good Christian leader. As a Christian, it bothers me that my fellow Christians were so mislead.

The argument can't be made that I can't know the man's heart, and that's certainly true, but that means that I can only judge him by his actions. And in his actions, he has not demonstrated Christian leadership.

I Timothy 3:2-10
An overseer, then, must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, prudent, respectable, hospitable, able to teach, not addicted to wine or pugnacious, but gentle, peaceable, free from the love of money. He must be one who manages his own household well, keeping his children under control with all dignity (but if a man does not know how to manage his own household, how will he take care of the church of God?), and not a new convert, so that he will not become conceited and fall into the condemnation incurred by the devil. And he must have a good reputation with those outside the church, so that he will not fall into reproach and the snare of the devil. Deacons likewise must be men of dignity, not double-tongued, or addicted to much wine or fond of sordid gain, but holding to the mystery of the faith with a clear conscience. These men must also first be tested; then let them serve as deacons if they are beyond reproach.


I don't think I need to elucidate just how Bush fails to meet several of these measures of Christian leadership. If I do, I'd be happy to talk about it via e-mail or PM.

This isn't to say that Bush was a wholly unsuitable candidate or that no decent Christian could vote for him. Kerry, for his part, is not a good Christian leader, and I'm of the opinion that it is difficult, if not impossible, to be eligible for the position of president and be a good Christian leader. My problem is specifically with the act of a Christian saying, "I see this man as a good Christian leader," when he is not.

Plinths are stones, or bricks, and in regards to Bush's unsuitability as a model of Christian leadership, I have routinely found my fundamentalist brothers and sisters to be thick as a brick. As for them being "fucking plinths," well, I was angry. And "you whitewashed sepulchres full of dead men's bones" was taken.

And I am not the least bit proud that I was unable to persuade anyone of Bush's illegitimacy, only frustrated by it.


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AJGraeme
"You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it."
-Taylor Mali
"I am a sexy, shoeless god of war."
-Belkar
 
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*hugs Dweller*

When I'm not wanting to slap you for your hideous puns, I am reminded of how awesome you are. Smile


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Damn peer pressure
 
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quote:
Originally posted by Munk The Bounty Hunter:
*glares at Dweller*

Proud of yourself?


to be fair he has a point. I mean a lot of Republicans interviewed brought his faith up as a main reason for voting for him.

he doesn't seem to incorporate many (if any) Christian values....

back on track....
 
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Tori lookalike contest winner, 2001
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Me and Miz Pata on IM:

quote:

OpheliasVengence: I like the winking
AitaPata: winking is always good
OpheliasVengence: especially at yummy foreign guys
AitaPata: with big staffs



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The World's End.. as Sims!
 
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle
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TGIBlack, for some reason I nearly fell of my chair when I read this:

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I'll live in the jungle and commune with the nature spirits, thereby becoming the first tropical island pooka thing.


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"Last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup. And you were mustard. Which is weird, because usually you're mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?" - Chowder
 
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Dread Captain Psyko
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Why the fuck is the Platypus?


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found his thrill
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Thanks to the invention of the Internet, it's practically an evolutionary advantage to have bad spelling now.

-- Dweller in Darkness
 
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Tori lookalike contest winner, 2001
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Tonight on aim:

quote:

OpheliasVengence: what do you think?
MatCable: I think I'm a bit disgusted...and you're an evil genius



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