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Smaug
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Circus

I do believe i've left a chunk of my soul in Minneapolis, forever stuck in Fiddler's Green.




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I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not.

when's spring due?.
 
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Oubliette
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Originally posted by GMZoe:
I'm the crotch of a stick-figure?


www.BrokenUmbrella.com

http://www.myspace.com/brrrrrrrrrain
 
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Heyjupiter
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Giving a tree a hamburger is like giving a mouse a cookie.


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AJGraeme
"You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it."
-Taylor Mali
"I am a sexy, shoeless god of war."
-Belkar
 
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halucinagenia
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Originally posted by Moe:
I would think any flesh left on the dinosaurs would be better suited to jerky than BBQ...


Bwahahahahah Big Grin

funny on so many levels Wink
 
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Jena
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GMZoe: we had inflatable thingy to do stuff on


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Vice-Chancellor of the Heartless Bitch Council

Damn peer pressure
 
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fluffyllama
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momento maury: You're like a hula-hooping, asian, llama-godfather

dralionsoleil: why thank you. that seems like... such an odd picture... i would post that, but i don't quite understand it

momento maury: What's not to understand?

You hula hoop.

You're Asian.

You're a Llama-american.

And you're holding this "favor" in reserve, to use in a mafia-like manner. All you need to do is mumble and pet a cat, and you're Brando.

dralionsoleil: wish i had a cat...

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lookit me, i'm postin! wheee!
 
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I love the word boobs. Everyone say it with me: BOOBS.

Jeff
Diary of a Madman.


Roll Eyes


lurk.... lurk.... lurk....
 
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halucinagenia
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Soulslack:
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You can tell the colour of the cow by the taste of its milk? Your lacto-magical kungfu is indeed impressive...
 
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Also Soulslack:
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Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want.


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"It really is fun to to stick burning objects into various orifices."
"Sorry I haven't been around much, but I am easily distracted by shiny objects."
"WEIRD! WEIRDY-WEIRDO-WEIRD! WEIRDOPOTTAMUS WEIRDOSAUR! HIM! YOU! WEIRD!"-Mr. Furious
 
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Someone's Cocaine
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Phone conversation with TGIB this past summer. Add Southern accent in your imagination, it makes it better.

"How can you not love Saturday morning cartoons? I'll be 72 years old, waking up in the morning to watch my cartoons and eat my Alphabits cereal! And my wife'll come out:
"Jaaaaaaason! What're you doing??"
"Watching my cartoons and eating cereal, is that all right? Want me to spell your name out for you? C-U-N-T, now let me watch my CARTOONS!"


Oh yes, and the second quote in my signature here, courtesy of our resident Saint.


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cheer up, emo kid.
 
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fluffyllama
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Yay!! Boobs bring peace.

Women should rule. 


lookit me, i'm postin! wheee!
 
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FatOigeon
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Originally posted by Alaura Ephemera:

The Shire is kind of like the West Virginia of Middle Earth.


~ Gal-El

You don't have to be a basketball player, you can be the president of the United States. ~ LeBron James.
 
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nonsleeper[chickie]
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another Alaura Ephemera quote:

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I love penises. They are like eager puppies that just want to please and when they get excited they wet themselves.


i love that simile Big Grin




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"When life offers you a cake, you should really find out if it's not a pumpkin pie or something icky like that, before you accept and do a little dance."


---from Mikka's blog (i hope you don't mind, Mikka . . . if you do, tell me)




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Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
 
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Ravenina
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I love Alaura's similes. Like this one:

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I've found that arguing with evangelicals is like wrestling with tar. It drains you and you get so caught up in the mess that you can't help but leave feeling dirty.
 
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Royko
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Originally posted by that Bland Tongster:

Down with government! Tell the stories!



I dunno why, but I just loved that.


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I Was A Teenage Baby!
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Moo-nad: Oh, wait...am I lactose intolerant?

Royko: I dunno. Do you think milk should have the right to marry?




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“Chives?”
“Yes, m’lud?”
“Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?”
“Indeed m’lud. She’s marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins.”
“Well, Chives, you’d better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too”
--- Joe 3Heads
 
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The Lord of Nothings
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Originally posted by Someone's Cocaine:

Oh yes, and the second quote in my signature here, courtesy of our resident Saint.


um... what was the second quote in your sig when this was posted, 'cause your sig now is, er, rather erotic and... yea


The Suburban Howl
 
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Someone's Cocaine
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lol! whoops

Walker and I were talking via AIM one day about someone, and he said,

"It's like God is trying to tell her something...like DIE"


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cheer up, emo kid.
 
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Ophelia's Vengeance
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Originally posted by Aitapata:


Only here at the Neil Gaiman Board do you get the opportunity to be smeared in menstrual blood! Huzzah! ...or something.


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The World's End.. as Sims!
 
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