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James are you channelling Mr Collins?

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Originally posted by The Wanderer:
*Nods enthusiastically and grins*

Well, original credit has to go to Lady J, since I stole that off a comment she made on Silverfoot's blog, but yeah, I used that line twice during the weekend when someone else made some kind of crack while I was trying to eat. It got a great reception both times.

I love making people laugh.

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Have pity for the minimalists...

"She's too clever by half," said Dr Fruitbowl. "Lets remove half her brain then" replied Igor, feeling rather pleased with himself. "Ah, but what if we take out the wrong half, and she finds out, kicks the schmutz out of us and puts the two halves back together and then REALLY kicks the schmutz out of us?" countered the Dr, "It would be safer to move the whole operation to Costa Rica, get on the net and find a cheap flight"

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'Puppet wanted for raunchy sex. No strings attached.'

~You are a *Taverner*.
Sometimes patrons want to go where everybody knows their names, though it helps 
when half of them are named John. When people want to celebrate, or commiserate, 
they gather to your establishment. You provide the atmosphere, the warmth, rum, 
and even an ear to bend. Did I mention the rum? Years before the language will be 
mangled with terms like facilitator and networking and interpersonal communication,
you've overseen it all, and broken up a few bar fights, to boot.~
-Royko

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I think that art is ineffable, and that it's supposed to be so.
Art is the emotional embodiment of the Heisenberg principle.
As soon as you pin it down, it ceases to have energy.

lookit me, i'm postin! wheee!

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Originally posted by Limertilly:
ok. in london, on an underground escalator:

me (in slight weird frenchish kind of accent): i fondle mark's belly!

don't even ask why.

"The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up.

Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck."

- Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980

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onions: I wonder why people have such different sex drives.
tigerlily: i know, strange isn't it...
onions: Why isn't there something like an ikebana drive.