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Other than head-to-body ratio, I'm guessing?


Remember that time we had a head measuring thread?

Anyway, I'll be the first to admit I have a big head.

Ceri, Of course a personality is more important, and yadda yadda. But I've found that abs are, as I said, kryptonite to most women. it's incredible.

And the thing is, it's the most ridiculously unnatural sort of musculature. It isn't really good for anything, as Barry pointed out. It's the male version of stick thin waists and huge boobs.


ok - first I must also laugh at the big head thing.

Second: I don't understand the abs thing because the un muscled smooth lovely white-ish tummy of a geek boy is such a beautiful sight - with or without fur.


Okay, you're filling my thread with poo, and I don't like poo, so now you have to review a cheesy horror movie. You have one week. Razz
 
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Furi - I don't watch horror movies. You can assign me something else though. I suck at reviews however. Besides - boobs have been discussed here enough. I could discuss boobs if you prefer.


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Furi - I don't watch horror movies. You can assign me something else though. I suck at reviews however. Besides - boobs have been discussed here enough. I could discuss boobs if you prefer.


boobs are easy, A+ if they're on a woman, F- if they're on a man.

Review something else. Book, movie, album, doesn't really matter.


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Okay...in that case i assign you to review you a cheesy sci-fi movie! HAH! Razz

I am a cruel Threadmaster.
 
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DEAL! Cheesy sci-fi I can deal with. *goes off to search netflix*

and are you assigning things to other thread pooers? I wasn't the only one in that conversation.


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*wonders if Ew Boll made any StarCraft movies*
 
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*wonders if Ew Boll made any StarCraft movies*


Please, god, no.


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I can see him begging the Manhunt people for their movies rights.

Ever watch The Producers? From what Graf has said, Boll is doing that for real.
 
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I can do a cheesy sci-fi or kung-fu movie.


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I want you to review an adult film that's a bad spoof of a movie. Razz
 
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I want you to review an adult film that's a bad spoof of a movie. Razz


*coughs* seriously? we might have to move this thread.


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Yes! You'll just have to go heavy on the euphemisms. Big Grin
 
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Well, you are the board's official woodmonger.

I have a book review almost done.


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well... i just so happens my brother in law worked in an "adult store" and gave us all the VHS when they phased those out.

*goes to raid closet*


edit: *reads Dweller's response* OH GEEZUS CHRIST!!


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Well, you are the board's official woodmonger.

I have a book review almost done.


I have a Title!

Monger of Wood
 
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edit: *reads Dweller's response* OH GEEZUS CHRIST!!

The line just showed up out of nowhere, sorry.


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well... i just so happens my brother in law worked in an "adult store" and gave us all the VHS when they phased those out.

*goes to raid closet*



(FYI, ladyK's 'pr0ncloset' is larger than my whole house)
 
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Its not exactly a "Cupboard of Love", but it will suffice.


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edit: *reads Dweller's response* OH GEEZUS CHRIST!!

The line just showed up out of nowhere, sorry.


Now we need Royko to write one of his nifty job descriptions for woodmonger.


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Errmm, Lady K already has that title and description. I think that was kinda Dweller's point.


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