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From out of the cloven pine Member  |
I'm a writer (well, sort of anyway) and as such I make a point of making a note of any interesting turns of phrase I come across, in case they come in handy. However, so far they haven't so I thought I may as well start this thread so that they don't completly go to waste.
There's more, but they're in my notebook. Oriko Cheerful cynic Just feeding the birds |
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mama love her llama Member  |
my favorite real life quote from a party:
"that's not right. you can't even count in binary! you suck at being a nerd!" ...hmm. maybe you had to be there. he said it real funny. lookit me, i'm postin! wheee! |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member  |
I think it's funny, llama.
 I used to have a collection of funny things my lecturers said... must have gone the way of the Dodo when my computer died. Hmph. ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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Lexis Nexus Member  |
This thread is a good excuse to plug this site once more.
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A girl once managed to render me speechless with:
Why is it always the man "penetrating" the woman? Why isn't it the woman "enveloping" the man? I mean, she had a point, but still... - Soul ______________________________ Written drunk, edited hung over - a brief synopsis of the story of my life. The Modern Mythology |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member  |
you all have to hang around Domitella. Its an experience.
High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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I'd call this a necro bump, if that didn't sound like a very disturbing dance move.
Anyways, this was said to me today: 'Ah nevermind, you don't want to be stuck with one girl anyway. You should be on the lookout for some fresh talent!' My grandmother, rendering me speechless. ______________________________
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
Ha! That's brilliant! I do hope that when I'm a granny, I have a chance to say that.
 There were so many good quotes from the Chicago Meat, but no one wrote anything down and I have a goldfish brain, so it's all trickled away. I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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My husband ... three weeks ago..
Vince : You broke a light on the family car (meaning Renault Espace 3) on wendesday when you got to Paris. Me : wednesday ? when I got to Paris with the Porsche ? vince : silence ::::::::::::: Love him when he don't really think. Péné ------------- P.E.N.E. Pure Evil Girl With True Love Inside ------------- The Diary of the Péné's Family : http://antrepene.canalblog.com http://homeofpene.canalblog.com -------------  |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member |
My friend Sophie last night, when she was properly drunk for the first time in her young life:
"Don't worry, I only hug the legs of people I really like!" ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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'Those aren't tits... They're PLANETS!'
*I walk into the house very drunk, run to the toilet and start throwing up* T: Nick, do you fancy anything for tea? Me: *cough splurge groan* Um...maybe something light? ______________________________
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I once argued with an American friend about the Canadian national anthem...
AF:The Canadian anthem doesn't mention God, does it? Me: Yeah, it totally does! "We stand on God for thee" ! AF: Isn't it "we stand on guard for thee" ? Me: Whoops... "God keep our land." ______________________________ I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me. |
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My mother once :
"You're not beautyful, you've got a difficult beauty". ... she was telling that to.... me Péné ------------- P.E.N.E. Pure Evil Girl With True Love Inside ------------- The Diary of the Péné's Family : http://antrepene.canalblog.com http://homeofpene.canalblog.com ------------- |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member  |
There's a whole story that goes along with this, but as the quote says:
Me - "I don't want to know about the ejaculatory prowess of other men!" ********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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has a beaver that talks Member  |
Man... I know way too much about the ejaculatory prowess of other men. Well, one other, anyway.
****************************************** Me in Rock: This Shirt Is Pants | Mr. Fusion Me in blog: izenmania |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member  |
 ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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is hogging the Comfy Chair Member  |
There's a story, there.
*pokes Snazz* *waits* *********************** There once was a bard of Hong Kong Who thought limericks were too long. - Gerard Benson. |
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Starving artist - well, not starving, but if you happen to have an extra biscuit lying around . . . Member  |
*stares at Snazz*
Anyone who was watching Dr Who - there was a bit about Jack eating dinosaurs after the asteroid hit. My housemates, as one:
And my aunt's eternal query
------------------------------ You are a Leprechaun. I'm not even sure what you are. Whiskey-soaked reports from your baffling Isle of Ire raise more questions than they answer. Are you a dwarf? Where's your pickax? If you're an elf, why don't you cobble? You'd think with all your gold, you could invest in some land, perhaps a title, and improve your station. Instead, you hide it in meteorologically-determined locations. You're getting killed on inflation, little friend! |
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"Yeah? Well, my knee says you need a dental plan!"
... there was a point to that. I'd doodled an eye on the knee of my jeans in biro, and my friend decided to bite my knee. xD |
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Only sounds like Keith Flint Member  |
I work for a mail order catalog. My job is to answer the phones and help people place their orders. These are some of the things I've experienced.
"I want to order that fucking... what the hell was it called? The fucking thing for the light. Ah shit. Uh. Do you know what I'm talking about?" "Your name is Robert? How do you spell that?" (my brother once got) "Your name is Steven? How do you spell that?" He then spelled it out. Thinking they meant "with a v or with a ph" and then the customer says, "S T E V E N. Oh. Like the boys name." I've also had: "Someone just hung up on me. I didn't catch his name but I know it was a black man."(we don't have any black male order reps at this time.) "How do you turn that broom on?" "These cotton panties. Are they cotton cotton or silky cotton. Cuz if they're cotton, I don't want them." |
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