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is imperfectly illuminated Member  |
do belts stretch?
I bought this a few weeks ago, and now i'm thinking i'm going to have to bore a new hole in them. And i don't think i've lost weight. or not that much, anyway. so, do belts stretch? --------------- *is not impressed* |
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The Biscuitkeeper Member  |
Sure. Leather or synthetic materials will stretch over time.
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waggish jackanape Member  |
The universe is expanding, and your belt, being a part of the universe, is expanding with it.
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Melittosphex sapiens Member  |
This wins the Oscar for Best Answer To A Factual Question.  *********************** "Gosh, I think that the number of people who actually have a reason for what they think is fairly minimal." - His Nodle Girl |
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I'm the full moon on your quiet night. Member  |
LOL! it's like the crazy stuff Calvin's dad makes up to answer his wierdo questions. like how black and white photography was actually colour, it was the world that was black and white.
____________________________ Have pity for the minimalists...  "She's too clever by half," said Dr Fruitbowl. "Lets remove half her brain then" replied Igor, feeling rather pleased with himself. "Ah, but what if we take out the wrong half, and she finds out, kicks the schmutz out of us and puts the two halves back together and then REALLY kicks the schmutz out of us?" countered the Dr, "It would be safer to move the whole operation to Costa Rica, get on the net and find a cheap flight" |
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is huge in Japan Member  |
yup belts go stretchy, s'pecially if you wore it alot in that time.
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Knows what a real civil war should be Member  |
*belts yphrupMruP for being so backwards*
At least he isn't Bizarro Murphy.  ... *belts him again, just in case* |
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is imperfectly illuminated Member |
why is it that people are so poor at making assessments of themselves?
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has no member title Member  |
Because the soul pixelates if you magnify it too much.
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Melittosphex sapiens Member |
Because you can't ever see your own elbow properly, except in a mirror, and even then it's backwards.
*********************** "Gosh, I think that the number of people who actually have a reason for what they think is fairly minimal." - His Nodle Girl |
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Because their eyes point outward.
__________________________ "Truth! Justice! Freedom! ... And a Hard-boiled Egg!" - Terry Pratchett, Night Watch |
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Now formally TLOTLOHL Member  |
Because they're so damn good at making asses of themselves. ego forceps ergo ego forceps **** "Chives?"� "Yes, m'lud?"� "Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"� "Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."� "Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"� --- Joe 3Heads |
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the Wicked Little Critta Member  |
Assmaker Now that sounds like an occupation that belongs in Royko's job title thread thing. ----------------------------- Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Additional handling charges may be required. |
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Now formally TLOTLOHL Member |
...except it would be called "Arsemaker". More period.
ego forceps ergo ego forceps **** "Chives?"� "Yes, m'lud?"� "Is that Ms Ephemera hovering over the croquet lawn?"� "Indeed m'lud. She's marshalled all the haggle-dans. Missy-twigs and vale-nymphs from Claypole Woods. Apparently she intends to tear this house down and dance on the ruins."� "Well, Chives, you'd better start the car, what? And pack my tennis things too"� --- Joe 3Heads |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member  |
since water is a colourless liquid, why does fabric get darker when it gets wet?
sweet dreams. make waves. find bliss. ~Neil Finn Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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the Wicked Little Critta Member |
You betcha it would. Fer cryin' out loud, we can't have people going around using the "ass" word. Want some hot dish Arsemaker? ----------------------------- Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Additional handling charges may be required. |
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Vampiric Scottie-bat trainer Member  |
So you can see when your washing is dry without having to touch it. Ingenious invention, really (Russian, of course). How did people ever manage without? ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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Misused handkerchief mender Member  |
Obviously your bathroom mirror loves you, and all the other mirrors are jealous that you have that one instead of them and try to make you feel bad.
********************************************** "You guys are nuts" Homer Jay Simpson Head of the Department of Theoretical and Advanced Methods of Procrastination and Overseer of Laziness Studies at the UUP |
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Because, you see, your bathroom mirror sees you frequently and sees very few people. It has accumulated many images of you that are all reflected back at you and give you a more complete reflection of yourself than other mirrors do. After all, other mirrors only have fleeting glimpses of you and far too many glimpses of other people and thus reflect the accumulated images of many people along with your own reflection, making your image seem distorted. The best thing, really, is to use a new and un-looked-into mirror every time you want to see your reflection.
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Dane Cook's Final Horcrux Member |
Does anyone know what the study of people's movement through a space is called? I mean like, you know how they can tell where people will run in a fire, or how people flow move through a new building? That. I tried 'crowd dynamics' but it didn't fly.
____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com Rome wasn't built in a day. But I wasn't on that particular job. - Brian Clough |
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