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Graeme's getting to go to kindergarten this year. You want to talk about your irrational fears.


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*eagerly hands over the worry stone* I've got one more year of preschool left.


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Simon Says put your hands on your head!


I'm just impressed that you got five out of seven to put their hands on their heads! ha!


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I'm a little late chiming in vibes and luck, but I'm sending them your way for the rest of the season.

Little story that may or may not help you out:
My dad coached summer soccer for my brothers when they were young. It is important to note that he didn't want to do it and knows next to nothing about soccer. He did it as a favor because they were short on coaches.
Dad is big on letting all the kids get equal time on the field (the kids were about 8 years old at the time of this story.) One day, one of the kids comes up to him.
"Coach, my mom thinks you're not putting me in enough."
Dad takes off his whistle and gives it to the kid. "Give this to your mother."
The kid brings the whistle to his mother who turns beat red and sends the kid back to my father with it. He never heard another word about putting her kid in the game more.

Thought you might find that amusing.


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Good luck, and have fun!

(Note: you should probably stop here -- I'm just venting now)

The T.O.'B.s both played youth soccer, and the first season was often spent with 1/2 the kids trying to find 4-leaf clovers as much as chasing the ball around in a scrum. very entertaining. Big Grin

So when Emma came up, I said 'fine - I can coach 1 season' - I thought it would be fun, especially at that age when it really didn't matter, and we could have fun with it. The only type of ball I can manage is a tennis ball, hence the original reluctance.

Naturally, the year that she started was the year they changed the format around and actually tried to teach the kids something Frown So I went to the training session and played the games and took my notes -- only to have my co-coach be the father of the natural athlete on the team, and the guy who was also coaching his son(s) in their travel team(s).

I don't think the guy was there once, so he either sent his wife or his father, neither of which went to the coaching sessions.

It was a 2-hour event every Saturday, the first 45 minutes being the 'coaching' and the rest being 4-on-4 mini games. The playing was actually okay, but the first 45 were annoying as hell. I had no authority and felt it - I mean, if I was such a great coach, how come my child wasn't the star of the team?!?

*crams memory back into stuff-bag, shoves in back of closet*
 
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A snip from my blog:
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We had our first soccer game this morning. <snip> The game was fun and certainly an experience. Yeah, it's herdball. Yeah, it's a lot of shouting encouragement, instruction and "watch the ball!". I was hoarse by half-time (my allergies weren't helping either). We were playing a team of boys that had obviously had more practice than we did, to the point that they were playing space and running set plays on corner kicks (no kidding). Still, the Wild Cats really worked hard to hold their own. Four of the ten ran up and down the field for the full game. They were completely wiped by the time the final whistle blew. I had a few that would really rather not be there and were hardly paying attention, then I had the rest that were willing if not entirely able. Still, most of them listened really well, hustled after the ball, and really looked like they were having fun (if not entirely sure of what they were doing).

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All in all I was very proud of the girls. We had three or four almost-goals, and I think with a bit of practice and knowing that they should follow up their shots (it's not like the other team's goalie was really any better than ours, we just let him pick it up) I think we'll start scoring more. They all hustled for the first quarter or two, and you could tell they were pooped by half-time and there after, then it was enough just to keep them around the ball. After one goal, all four of my attackers were panting, hands on hips, and I told them all I'd walk the ball up to the center slowly, taking my time so they could catch their breath. A couple of them smiled like they knew what I was trying to get away with. One of the refs (a young boy, they're all young kids starting out refereeing preschoolers) said, "Any time you're ready coach" to which I replied, "I'll get there, it's my girls who aren't ready yet" and we took our time getting set. It was all I could do to field 7 players at a time, never mind having them fall over from exhaustion.

We have our second game tomorrow afternoon, and I already know 2 girls who won't be at the game, so we'll be playing without subs again. We'll see how it goes. I've got the batteries charging, so hopefully there will be pictures.


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I'm a bit late with the well-wishing (okay, incredibly late), but I'm very impressed that you got a bunch of 4-year old girls to run around in a semi-coordinated manner, and even kick a ball while doing so! That is quite a feat, my friend!

Keeping my fingers crossed for the next game...


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Second game on Sunday was AWESOME! I blogged about it here, but the short of it is we scored 3 goals with 3 more almostgoals (2 going off the goalposts)! It was quite a game and the girls were super excited with how they did. I am very proud of them. We'll see how practice goes tonight Smile hopefully they'll be excited to practice now that they've had a taste of victory! (though we don't really keep score)


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yay, JP! sounds like you're having fun.


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I'm really impressed with their focus on doing their best and supporting each other, rather than focusing on winning. nice work, coach! Smile


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JP, this book is ace- You'll Win Nothing With Kids by Jim White

Although it's about boys Razz



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