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Graeme's getting to go to kindergarten this year. You want to talk about your irrational fears.
__________ AJGraeme "You see, I have a policy about honesty and ass-kicking: if you ask for it, I have to let you have it." -Taylor Mali "I am a sexy, shoeless god of war." -Belkar |
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Do or do not. There is no try. Member |
*eagerly hands over the worry stone* I've got one more year of preschool left.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I'm just impressed that you got five out of seven to put their hands on their heads! ha! ~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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Assistant *fwap*er Member |
I'm a little late chiming in vibes and luck, but I'm sending them your way for the rest of the season.
Little story that may or may not help you out: My dad coached summer soccer for my brothers when they were young. It is important to note that he didn't want to do it and knows next to nothing about soccer. He did it as a favor because they were short on coaches. Dad is big on letting all the kids get equal time on the field (the kids were about 8 years old at the time of this story.) One day, one of the kids comes up to him. "Coach, my mom thinks you're not putting me in enough." Dad takes off his whistle and gives it to the kid. "Give this to your mother." The kid brings the whistle to his mother who turns beat red and sends the kid back to my father with it. He never heard another word about putting her kid in the game more. Thought you might find that amusing. ******************************** The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not so sure about the turnip. ~~ Terry Pratchett |
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Good luck, and have fun!
(Note: you should probably stop here -- I'm just venting now) The T.O.'B.s both played youth soccer, and the first season was often spent with 1/2 the kids trying to find 4-leaf clovers as much as chasing the ball around in a scrum. very entertaining. So when Emma came up, I said 'fine - I can coach 1 season' - I thought it would be fun, especially at that age when it really didn't matter, and we could have fun with it. The only type of ball I can manage is a tennis ball, hence the original reluctance. Naturally, the year that she started was the year they changed the format around and actually tried to teach the kids something I don't think the guy was there once, so he either sent his wife or his father, neither of which went to the coaching sessions. It was a 2-hour event every Saturday, the first 45 minutes being the 'coaching' and the rest being 4-on-4 mini games. The playing was actually okay, but the first 45 were annoying as hell. I had no authority and felt it - I mean, if I was such a great coach, how come my child wasn't the star of the team?!? *crams memory back into stuff-bag, shoves in back of closet* |
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Do or do not. There is no try. Member |
A snip from my blog:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member ![]() |
I'm a bit late with the well-wishing (okay, incredibly late), but I'm very impressed that you got a bunch of 4-year old girls to run around in a semi-coordinated manner, and even kick a ball while doing so! That is quite a feat, my friend!
Keeping my fingers crossed for the next game... ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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Do or do not. There is no try. Member |
Second game on Sunday was AWESOME! I blogged about it here, but the short of it is we scored 3 goals with 3 more almostgoals (2 going off the goalposts)! It was quite a game and the girls were super excited with how they did. I am very proud of them. We'll see how practice goes tonight
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I live for three things: The Girls, football, and live jazz. What do you live for? Let passion drive you. |
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yay, JP! sounds like you're having fun.
____________________________ Future First Lady of Cyberspace Green Robot World the Canadian half of Minobot! |
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has been eaten by a grue. Member |
I'm really impressed with their focus on doing their best and supporting each other, rather than focusing on winning. nice work, coach!
~ We're just babies making up a game, if you're right. But...babies playing a game can make a play-world which licks your real world hollow. That's why I'm going to stand by the play-world. ~ Elite Special Force Procrastinator, trained in High Arts of Extended Coffee Breaks and Master Linguist of the Water Cooler Conversation |
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rodentia extraordinarinus Member |
JP, this book is ace- You'll Win Nothing With Kids by Jim White
Although it's about boys ____________________________________________________ tiny ball of rage. hilarious, condensed rage - Snazz I never really lost my virginity... it just sort of eventually wore off - Chris Addison Um... I'm thinking that a lot of my internal conflict and malaise comes from the tension between the life I ACTUALLY want to live, and the stories I'd love to be able to tell? - T-Rex, qwantz.com |
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