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Shift 75: The Diamond Edition. Now with added Dominatrix!
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member ![]() |
Is the plural Dominatrixes? Dominatrices? Whatever, it wouldn't fit anyway.
This message has been edited. Last edited by: Ceridwen, ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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*Deflowers the thread*
Oooh, yeah. Now I feel wrong. ______________________________
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Ni-ice. Dominatrices in Gucci; none of that pleather crap in this shift!
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Guess what's behind door number pi! Member |
Domi? In leather?
(\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
whee! new shift! I'm off to supper now and - big surprise - there's tomatoes waiting for me when I get home.
I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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I love tomatoes -- toss one over here!
Whoa! *ducks* To me, please, not at me! |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
*makes comfy spot in shift, works on making butt imprint*
High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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Guess what's behind door number pi! Member |
No! Off the furniture!
*hits with rolled up newspaper* (\__/) (O.o ) (> < ) |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
*pulls bunny's whiskers*
High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member ![]() |
****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member ![]() |
Good evening! Silk ties for all!
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I brought the fur lined handcuffs!
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member ![]() |
Bah, fur lined cuffs are for pussies!
Are you a pussy? Well, are you? Are you? Damn, I'd make a good dominatrix - I scare myself! ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member ![]() |
Can you be a domnatrix while you pleasure yourself?
I wonder... |
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would you ladies like me to move this shift over to flame wars for you?
~ I prefer to live in a country that's small, and old, and where no one would ever have the NERVE to wear a cape in public, whether they could leap tall buildings in a single bound or not. when's spring due?. |
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will crush you with her mighty shoe Member ![]() |
[mumbles] Sorry Auntie Smaug [/mumbles]
The store flooded last night and they took pictures of my pant legs for the insurance company. They needed to show how far the water rose... |
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Sittin' at the dock of the Bayeaux Tapestry Member ![]() |
*marks territory*
*goes to wash hands* "The other night I dreamed that King George VI was dead, and that Helen Hardinge had somehow or other got herself proclaimed Queen of England, and that I was detailed to go and tell her that it wouldn't do at all; and when I did this, all she said was, 'You see, I am really Queen Mary,' and I said, 'Oh very well' - words to that effect, and woke up. Last night I dreamed that Eisenhower came to stay with us, and he insisted on being put to sleep in the dog kennel, with a collar and chain about his neck." - Sir Alan Lascelles, 19 February 1980 |
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"Flam - flames. Flames, on the side of my face, heathing . . . breathle - heathing breaths. Heathing breath . . ." Member ![]() |
[wide-eyed innocence] Why would you? Isn't Dominatrix just popular brand of pain medication? That's what my brother told me! ****************************************************************** Superbly Sublime Splendiferous Sterling Shiftmaster of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination ****************************************************************** You are a Player. There are no small parts, only small people, and we suspect that's due to malnutrition endemic to the period. Every night you're a different person, knave or king, man or woman, 875 roles in all. The ones the audience liked got you applause, and the ones they didn't got you pelted rotten vegetables. The theater is a harsh mistress, but you love her dearly. Plus, it beats working for a living! ****************************************************************** 'But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: 'we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.' 'How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice 'You must be' said the Cat 'or you wouldn't have come here' |
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Miss Kitty Fantastico Member ![]() |
I now have 49 quart jars of lovely roma tomatoes. The big sauce pot is full and the next biggest sauce pot is full - they have to get boiled down for several hours and tomorrow we'll can the sauce.
It smells good in my kitchen! I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time Minister of Kraftwerk in the Realm of U & P, Order of the Pineapple with frond for advancement in Nap studies. |
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is part of the international oatmeal conspiracy Member ![]() |
it smelled good in my kitchen this morning.
man. i'm still awake and its 2 am! High Ranking Official of the Realm of Unproductivity and Procrastination, Dean of the UUP, First Class member of the order of the Pineapple. scruffy ambulating reanimated hypothetical vegetarian leigonairre of the undead. ~ Cav Look, I've got a cape and a tendency towards violence. It does not make me a superhero! ~ Domitella |
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