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Weebs, curmudgeon extraordinaire
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I'm not quite using this thread correctly, but here are two:

quote:
Originally posted by Royko:
Singing In The Rain:
Attempt 1
I'm saying being in the rain just saying in the rain when the glorious feat laying on and be again on the last thing any clouds still in Iraq pub of the sons in my and I'm ready for loads of with the rain I have a smile on my face I walked down the lane with a happy you refrain just saying in saying in the end the reign.

Attempt 2
I'm saying union the rain just saying union the rain with a glorious meal then non-crappy again on the last-minute clouds so dire cup above the Sun is in my heart and I'm ready for the love that store be clouds chase everyone from the playings come on with the rain now have a smile on my face I walk down the lane with happy you refrain just saying in, saying in in the rain.
From the shift thread, using Dragon Naturally Speaking .
 
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Mean Old Man
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Thick bitter espresso with needle pin rain drenching the outside world.
Chocolate cake arrives, and the wistful in the street look inward.
Fuck you, bitches! Get your own desserts! Soggy twats.
Too dumb to come in out of the rain.
 
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aitapata
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Fear me, motherfucker.
I will stab your eyes out,

and
then

I will wipe my needles
once
against my jeans
and pick up
(where I left off)
and knit my teddy bear.


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Don't you realize? The next time you see sky, it'll be over another town. The next time you take a test, it'll be in some other school. Our parents, they want the best of stuff for us. But right now, they got to do what's right for them. Because it's their time. Their time! Up there! Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here. That's all over the second we ride up Troy's bucket. - Goonies
 
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Bucephalus
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*applauds*

*reads link*

*applauds some more*
 
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Bucephalus
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Farmer Brown curses his crop
"Damn you, potato!"
Dusty Miller uses coarse langauge toward the product of his labors
"Fuck you, multi-grain Cheerios!"
Mrs. Cadbury veers vulgar and profane when addressing her stock
"Curse you, gummy bears!!! You'll do ANYTHING to be delicious!"
"Go sit on a hill and cry, Charlie Brown," roars the potato
In a last act of earthy defiance
As he is lowered into his bath of brine
But Farmer Brown is not listening
Farmer Brown has found new focus
"I LOVE YOU BLOOD SAUSAGE," he shrieks
"I LOVE YOU BLOOD SAUSAGE!"
The cattle trade a wide-eyed look with the hogs
There will be blutwurst.

 
(Adapted from things found in this thread)


 
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Bucephalus
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Sometimes I face off
Against enemy hats. Why?
Mercurous nitrate.
 
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green-robot
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quote:
Originally posted by aitapata:
Fear me, motherfucker.
I will stab your eyes out,

and
then

I will wipe my needles
once
against my jeans
and pick up
(where I left off)
and knit my teddy bear.

ooh, i like!


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