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Archus dracomagii
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I think Emerald posted the the semi-serious Zanpakuto Generator the other week in one of the Shift Threads. The creatrix of it had so much fun, she decided to do a totally loopy one:

What's Your Zanpakuto? - Fourth Division Irregulars Version

Squid Wrangler is a glassy, undead bardiche. When you activate it with the command "SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF PEOPLE!" it sneaks out for a smoke.

Disorganized Hamster of Happiness is a witty halberd that looks deceptively useful. When you activate it with the command "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden!" it finishes your crossword puzzle.

At the command "Wheeze!" your zanpakuto Squid Banned in Several US States, a pink, sticky nodachi, causes all your opponent's hair to fall out, instantaneously.

... have fun!

- Cho


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You are a Confectioner. Who can take a sunrise and sprinkle it with dew? Actually, that's Bob The Enchanter, two doors down on the left. But you make delectable treats, which is no simple feat considering Oompa Loompas won't be invented for three centuries. Not only do you delight with your sweets, but you've paved the way for a new profession: dentistry!

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Maeve's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)

When you invoke shikai with "Spin!" Zooming Spud, a witty, fantastic cestus made of brittle glass, bursts into a shower of blue sparks.





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


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Nyssa's Zanpakutō:
(Fourth Division Irregulars)
Retro Stupidity Gone Wild is an inquisitive kodachi. When you activate it with the command "You're on Candid Camera!" it sings off-key.


~Nyssa: Shapeshifter extraordinaire~
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Cthulhu for president~Why vote for the lesser evil?
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"Of course I'm paranoid, everyone's trying to kill me!" - Weyoun
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You are an Illuminator. You add color and beauty to anything you can get your hands on: books, tavern signs, clocks, small barnyard animals. While your work goes largely unappreciated, at least it pays the bills. Why, that enormous golden M you painted for the new Scottish restaurant down the street netted you a farthing!
 
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Dancing Taxes is a prickly flail. When you activate it with the command "Allez Cuisine!" it plays the entire Looney Tunes theme, at the end of which your opponent receives a cream pie in the face.

I love Bleach.

The (if I can get a good deal at comic con, I'm going to buy 4 through... until I can't carry anymore) Scott
 
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