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I was about seven when I read in Genesis about how Noah's daughters got him drunk and had sex with him, shocked me.


No one caught that yet? Wrong, Lot, not Noah.
 
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i have never recieved any royalties for this unauthorized autbiography

not one cent


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How can an autobiography be unauthorised?





I would have thought the end of the world is everyone's responsibility, wouldn't you? ~Death in Thief of Time


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well, the new testament is a 4 way biography, which sometimes confuses or even slightly contradicts itself, whilst granting 4 different views of the central character, who remains enigmatic.

It's a brilliant piece of postmodernism.


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Yeah, and that damned guy who wrote Rashomon? Doesn't even give it a mention.


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well, the new testament is a 4 way biography, which sometimes confuses or even slightly contradicts itself, whilst granting 4 different views of the central character, who remains enigmatic.

It's a brilliant piece of postmodernism.

I can't tell how serious you are about this, but it's actually one of the qualities I like most about the bible. That sort of thing in a book signals to me as a reader: "Okay, get out your brain, because we're asking you to make choices, to think and to interpret. You don't want that? Well, read a different book."


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serious, joking... *shrug* both at the same time, i think.


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Cool - I can deal with that. Smile


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And, honestly, you want contradictory, read the Gospels that didn't make the cut. Good night, they're awful.

Whenever someone asks why all Scripture isn't included in the canonical Bible, I really question if they've read any of the other stuff. That which isn't flatly contradictory and political is just plain useless for any sort of information and spiritual instruction. Well, with the exception of those excised bits of Isaiah and Daniel and the Maccabees. Rather wish we'd kept those.

There are some other bits, like Judith and the extra chapters of Esther, that are interesting but just don't add anything and are of questionable enough authorship, but then there's the Edras, the Pseudopiggripha (sp?) and, of course, the wacky mystical books.


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How can an autobiography be unauthorised?


yes
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what i meant to say was

*rips out brain*


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